the secret diary of don juan capello (11 Viewers)

[rain]

Seriously Boz I can't stop laughing. Man thats was great. I laughed until i cried. great stuff. :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

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[Juventico]

Best. Episode. EVER!!!!

LMAO!!!!

 

[Il Re]

surely del piero at some point will make an appearance and thwart fabby

 

[AngelaL]

Episode 19

racing to the curch fabby finds the ceremony underway,crucially he makes it there before the vows and composes himself for the crucial moment

priest-"if anyome here knows any reason why these two souls should not be wed, please speak now or..."
fabby-"stop the wedding"
gasps from the crowd
Fabby-"she slept with me, she does not love him, she is a spy for moggi"
Tonino-"you really are a complete aswipe, she used you to get information i dont believe a word you say"
Fabby-"ask her"
Tonino-"do you love me?"
christina-"who wouldnt love sucha fantastic man?"
Tonino-"handsome too eh?"
Christina-"emmm...yes...handsome"
Tonino-"proceed"
Priest-"ok so if anyone else has no objections"

suddenly a voice from teh back
Zebina-" I DO"
fabby-jonathan?"
zebina-" this woman is a fraud,she has wormed her way into tonino's heart to try and lure fabby"
Christina-"NNNNOOOOOOOOO dont tell them"
fabby-"tell them what?"
zebina-"she is not really a woman...she is really panucci"

massive gasps from the congregation as they organist starts to play the crying game

christina-"you bastard you ruined it, i was only one wek from getting the snip, its all wasted now. i thought maybe fabby would love me as a woman as he didnt love me as a man"
beckham-"wait..is she a dude?"
Tonino-you liar, you cheat, you bastard"
[I]tonino jumps on ruud and rides off into the sunset[/I]
Beckham-"i wish someone had warned me vicky had balls before we married"will tonino return to madrid?will capello now find panucci attractive? will vicky and christina give david some strong she-male action? all this and more to come

Brilliant Bozi!

 

[JuveAdam]

Different class as always Bozi, you really are. Thanks for reading my post water-shed Bozi-light version elsewhere. I did give you credit with being the inspiration behind the story, well you & Moratti anyways.

Grazie amico.

+rep

 

[Bozi]

Different class as always Bozi, you really are. Thanks for reading my post water-shed Bozi-light version elsewhere. I did give you credit with being the inspiration behind the story, well you & Moratti anyways.

Grazie amico.

+rep

no worries mate i used to spens a lot of time on that forum but couldnt be as creative as i am here so good to see that you have taken ispiration from me.

keep it up mate

 

[JuveAdam]

its hard to be creative, quite heavily sensored over there. Find it quite challenging
but with your inspiration, & Inter's insistance on fcuking up royaly at every turn, I can't go wrong

 

[Ascension]

The element of surprise when Zebina says "I do" is fantastic!

Fun! Fun! Fun!

 

[Il Re]

i'm looking forward to the next episode!

 

[will luvs juve]

next episode please

 

[Bozi]

Episode 20

Bouyed by the success of the panucci experiment deep throat is calling in the big hitters
deep throat-"has anyone heard from tonino and ruud yet?2
Alex-"he was seen somewhere outside paris, him and ruud were fighting over a carrot. ruud wanted to eat it, tonino wanted to shove it up his arse. i cant see them sticking together too long"
Deep throat-"excellent, now are the wheels in motion for the next phase?"
Alex-"aye, all we need is my doppelganger rab and lapo's vast array of ladyboy lovers and we are set"
Deep throat-"excellent,then lets set the wheels in motion"

meanwhile fabby is trying to explain to emerson how he was tricked

fabby-"i am sorry baby, you know you are the only man for me"
emerson-"aparantly not....god you know i hate panucci"
fabby-"aye but i thought he was a woman"
Emerson-"a woman??A WOMAN??that makes it better does it?"
fabby-"i should have known, only once in my life have a plumbed the depths of such a cavernous colon. when i needed no lube i should have guessed"
emerson-" i forgive you but i ams till mad "
fabby-"oh my special deep canyon explorer you are teh only man for me"
emerson-"hold me close fabby"

will fabby worm his way back into emersons affections?will tonino find his way back to madrid?will rab catch fabby in an all-tranny-sex-party?all this and more.....stay tuned

 

[Bisco]

Episode 20

Bouyed by the success of the panucci experiment deep throat is calling in the big hitters
deep throat-"has anyone heard from tonino and ruud yet?2
Alex-"he was seen somewhere outside paris, him and ruud were fighting over a carrot. ruud wanted to eat it, tonino wanted to shove it up his arse. i cant see them sticking together too long"
Deep throat-"excellent, now are the wheels in motion for the next phase?"
Alex-"aye, all we need is my doppelganger rab and lapo's vast array of ladyboy lovers and we are set"
Deep throat-"excellent,then lets set the wheels in motion"

meanwhile fabby is trying to explain to emerson how he was tricked

fabby-"i am sorry baby, you know you are the only man for me"
emerson-"aparantly not....god you know i hate panucci"
fabby-"aye but i thought he was a woman"
Emerson-"a woman??A WOMAN??that makes it better does it?"
fabby-"i should have known, only once in my life have a plumbed the depths of such a cavernous colon. when i needed no lube i should have guessed"
emerson-" i forgive you but i ams till mad "
fabby-"oh my special deep canyon explorer you are teh only man for me"
emerson-"hold me close fabby"

will fabby worm his way back into emersons affections?will tonino find his way back to madrid?will rab catch fabby in an all-tranny-sex-party?all this and more.....stay tuned

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
int: to bozi!!!!!!!!!! u rock mate this is superrrrrrrrrrrrb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cuti]

who is alex?? excuse my ignorance

 

[marcusa]

Nice 'Crying Game' reference!! hahah. when does del piero fire bomb fabbys house???

Great series!

 

[Ahmed]

:toast: LOL i think episode 19 was the best ever :toast:

 

[Bozi]

who is alex?? excuse my ignorance

alex del piero:faq1:

:toast: episode 19 was the culmination of careful planning,props to abu who pm'd me and guessed correct that christina was pannucci though

now just need to keep the mystery of deep throat alive

 

[JuveAdam]

Excellent as always Bozi, so glad you've got Ale working with deep throat to shaft (pardon the pun!) Crapello.

You are an inspiration!

 

[Cuti]

alex del piero:faq1:

i thought so after i re-read it.

 

[AngelaL]

Cheers Boziint:

 

[Neddy]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

How often do you make these Bozi, you know i'm quite new in the forum