what can i say mate u just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! superb stuff bozi u rock!!!!
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:rofl2: :rofl2: classic!!!!!!
Stringing Flabby along - I hope he's in for a big fall. 
Episode 18
tonino is getting ready for the biggest day of his life when he will marry his beloved christina and wedding jitters are beginning to get the best of him
Tonino-"ruud, do you think i am making the right decision?
Ruud-"clump,clump"
Tonino-"aye i guess you are right, where else will i find a woman so feminine,so loyal, so well stacked and willing to love me?thanks ruud, so have you written your speach?"
Ruud-"clump,clump,clump"
Tonino-"you cant say that, jesus my family will eb so embarresed"
ruud-"clump-clump"
Tonino-"yeah i know it would be funny, will you change your speach for a sugar cube?"
Ruud-"clump"
Tonino-"cheers man here you go"
meanwhile fabby is drowning his sorrows at the fat comfy ass that got away
Fabby-"where did it all go wrong?i had it all,a winning football team,a squad full of the finest players, a strong defense and a centre forward with an ass like a scoolboys, now look at me....shaky defense,losing my little tonino and a case of genital warts that just wont go away"
Emerson-"sorry you have what in the what now?
fabby-"oops sorry forgot to tell you before i went deep seat diving. i got them from christina"
emerson-"dont you think tonino deserves to know who he is marrying?"
fabby-"but that would jeapordise moggi's plan"
emerson-"i dont trust moggi, come on lets stop a weddig"
fabby-"we wont have time,we might not make it"
emerson-"well only one way to find out...lets go...."
will fabby get to the church on time? will tonino marry a woman who is spying on him?will zlatan ever pull his thumb out of his arse long enough to justify the hype?probably not..... all this and more next
tonino is getting ready for the biggest day of his life when he will marry his beloved christina and wedding jitters are beginning to get the best of him
Tonino-"ruud, do you think i am making the right decision?
Ruud-"clump,clump"
Tonino-"aye i guess you are right, where else will i find a woman so feminine,so loyal, so well stacked and willing to love me?thanks ruud, so have you written your speach?"
Ruud-"clump,clump,clump"
Tonino-"you cant say that, jesus my family will eb so embarresed"
ruud-"clump-clump"
Tonino-"yeah i know it would be funny, will you change your speach for a sugar cube?"
Ruud-"clump"
Tonino-"cheers man here you go"
meanwhile fabby is drowning his sorrows at the fat comfy ass that got away
Fabby-"where did it all go wrong?i had it all,a winning football team,a squad full of the finest players, a strong defense and a centre forward with an ass like a scoolboys, now look at me....shaky defense,losing my little tonino and a case of genital warts that just wont go away"
Emerson-"sorry you have what in the what now?
fabby-"oops sorry forgot to tell you before i went deep seat diving. i got them from christina"
emerson-"dont you think tonino deserves to know who he is marrying?"
fabby-"but that would jeapordise moggi's plan"
emerson-"i dont trust moggi, come on lets stop a weddig"
fabby-"we wont have time,we might not make it"
emerson-"well only one way to find out...lets go...."
will fabby get to the church on time? will tonino marry a woman who is spying on him?will zlatan ever pull his thumb out of his arse long enough to justify the hype?probably not..... all this and more next
its going to be crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Episode 19
racing to the curch fabby finds the ceremony underway,crucially he makes it there before the vows and composes himself for the crucial moment
priest-"if anyome here knows any reason why these two souls should not be wed, please speak now or..."
fabby-"stop the wedding"
gasps from the crowd
Fabby-"she slept with me, she does not love him, she is a spy for moggi"
Tonino-"you really are a complete aswipe, she used you to get information i dont believe a word you say"
Fabby-"ask her"
Tonino-"do you love me?"
christina-"who wouldnt love sucha fantastic man?"
Tonino-"handsome too eh?"
Christina-"emmm...yes...handsome"
Tonino-"proceed"
Priest-"ok so if anyone else has no objections"
suddenly a voice from teh back
Zebina-" I DO"
fabby-jonathan?"
zebina-" this woman is a fraud,she has wormed her way into tonino's heart to try and lure fabby"
Christina-"NNNNOOOOOOOOO dont tell them"
fabby-"tell them what?"
zebina-"she is not really a woman...she is really panucci"
massive gasps from the congregation as they organist starts to play the crying game
christina-"you bastard you ruined it, i was only one wek from getting the snip, its all wasted now. i thought maybe fabby would love me as a woman as he didnt love me as a man"
beckham-"wait..is she a dude?"
Tonino-you liar, you cheat, you bastard"
tonino jumps on ruud and rides off into the sunset
Beckham-"i wish someone had warned me vicky had balls before we married"
will tonino return to madrid?will capello now find panucci attractive? will vicky and christina give david some strong she-male action? all this and more to come
racing to the curch fabby finds the ceremony underway,crucially he makes it there before the vows and composes himself for the crucial moment
priest-"if anyome here knows any reason why these two souls should not be wed, please speak now or..."
fabby-"stop the wedding"
gasps from the crowd
Fabby-"she slept with me, she does not love him, she is a spy for moggi"
Tonino-"you really are a complete aswipe, she used you to get information i dont believe a word you say"
Fabby-"ask her"
Tonino-"do you love me?"
christina-"who wouldnt love sucha fantastic man?"
Tonino-"handsome too eh?"
Christina-"emmm...yes...handsome"
Tonino-"proceed"
Priest-"ok so if anyone else has no objections"
suddenly a voice from teh back
Zebina-" I DO"
fabby-jonathan?"
zebina-" this woman is a fraud,she has wormed her way into tonino's heart to try and lure fabby"
Christina-"NNNNOOOOOOOOO dont tell them"
fabby-"tell them what?"
zebina-"she is not really a woman...she is really panucci"
massive gasps from the congregation as they organist starts to play the crying game
christina-"you bastard you ruined it, i was only one wek from getting the snip, its all wasted now. i thought maybe fabby would love me as a woman as he didnt love me as a man"
beckham-"wait..is she a dude?"
Tonino-you liar, you cheat, you bastard"
tonino jumps on ruud and rides off into the sunset
Beckham-"i wish someone had warned me vicky had balls before we married"
will tonino return to madrid?will capello now find panucci attractive? will vicky and christina give david some strong she-male action? all this and more to come
This was the most briiliant episode until now 
