the secret diary of don juan capello (10 Viewers)

Bisco

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Bozi said:
Episode 15

tonino is having showdown talks with fabby, he has fallen ib love and wants to marry his new love christina. knowing that he cant help but fall into fabby's eyes he enlists the help of the person with the bigest balls he knows....victoria beckham

tonino-"fabby,my boss,my dominator. i cannot see you any more...i am in love"
Fabby-"what??what did you say my little shitter-slammer this displeases me and i will gag you with my...."
victoria-"you will do nothing little man,dont make me crush you like a can between my mighty thighs"
david-"who in the what now?"
victoria-"here david play with this shiny glitter ball"
david-"wow its so sparkley"
victoria-"now listen to me fabby ballsack you are gonna leave this little rectal raider alone, he is going to marry this wonderful woman and there is nothing you can do about it"
fabby-"fine...he will never play for me again"
tonino-"fine i will go to napoli"
david-"vicky..i dropped my ball can i have another one?"

will tonino really sacrafice his career for the love of a woman?will david ever realise that ball is a christmas tree bauble?will bozi ever run oyut of new names for gays?stay tuned for more
i doubt it bro, i think u r quite good and u have a very creative mind. u know if u run out of thoughts u can always get me to hijack crapello and torture him to death!!!
 

ReBeL

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Rob,

You really confuse me with the so many words related to homos and gays!!!

Did nursing give you all that knowledge or what??:p
 
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    ReBeL said:
    Rob,

    You really confuse me with the so many words related to homos and gays!!!

    Did nursing give you all that knowledge or what??:p
    nah i have to be so careful.so politically correct, polite and caring when i am at work, when i get on here i can really let loose
     
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    vlatko said:
    bozi dude, that avatar is so hot in so many ways. full pic please? :D
    anything for you mate will send it to ya...

    @rebel-cheers mate:pint:
     
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    Dan said:
    bozi is getting his dick sucked more than a pussy flavoured popsickle here
    ohhh man i could go one of them right now

    dan's limited edition maldini-pops, you wont want to stop sucking them...if you can find where it is first:p
     

    Dan

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    Bozi said:
    ohhh man i could go one of them right now

    dan's limited edition maldini-pops, you wont want to stop sucking them...if you can find where it is first:p
    why do you think im so rarely on here.. :)
     
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    Episode 16

    concerned with recent events fabby has panicked and called moggi to see if he found anything, moggi tells him to meet him in a downtown saua. they arrive and go straight to the steam room

    Fabby-"have you uncovered any eveidence who this deep throat is?"
    Moggi-"no but a plan has been set in motion"
    fabby-"what...this is a terrible meeting place, my glasses are all misted up and i cant see a thing"
    Moggi-"dont worry it is safe"
    Fabby-"so what is your plan?"
    Moggi-"i have planted a mole, cassano's fiance. i fear that tonino is working for deep throat and christina was sent in to check on him"
    Fabby-"good god, is she reliable?"
    Moggi-"she is the best, however she has to see you personally, she insists on this, aparantly she is in love with you"
    Fabby-"so she will talk only to me?"
    Moggi-"yes but you may have to...."
    Fabby-"A WOMAN? no way man, the only maldini i have ever licked was cesare"
    Moggi-"get it together you rear entrance raider, she may let you knock in her back door"
    fabby-"interesting, ok i will do it but i wont like it"
    Moggi-"go now and be discreet will you?tonino cant know we are watching him"

    fabby leaves and a voice from the back of the room startles moggi

    deep throat-"i hope you know what you are doing, this could al blow up if christina folds"
    moggi-"christina will say nothing till the right moment, her love for fabby is strong"

    will fabby do the dirty deed and take a woman in his arms/bed/arse? will he break young tonino's heart twice?will vicky take davids balls off the shelf long enough for him to impregnate her again?all this and more in future instalments
     

    Bisco

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    Bozi said:
    Episode 16

    concerned with recent events fabby has panicked and called moggi to see if he found anything, moggi tells him to meet him in a downtown saua. they arrive and go straight to the steam room

    Fabby-"have you uncovered any eveidence who this deep throat is?"
    Moggi-"no but a plan has been set in motion"
    fabby-"what...this is a terrible meeting place, my glasses are all misted up and i cant see a thing"
    Moggi-"dont worry it is safe"
    Fabby-"so what is your plan?"
    Moggi-"i have planted a mole, cassano's fiance. i fear that tonino is working for deep throat and christina was sent in to check on him"
    Fabby-"good god, is she reliable?"
    Moggi-"she is the best, however she has to see you personally, she insists on this, aparantly she is in love with you"
    Fabby-"so she will talk only to me?"
    Moggi-"yes but you may have to...."
    Fabby-"A WOMAN? no way man, the only maldini i have ever licked was cesare"
    Moggi-"get it together you rear entrance raider, she may let you knock in her back door"
    fabby-"interesting, ok i will do it but i wont like it"
    Moggi-"go now and be discreet will you?tonino cant know we are watching him"

    fabby leaves and a voice from the back of the room startles moggi

    deep throat-"i hope you know what you are doing, this could al blow up if christina folds"
    moggi-"christina will say nothing till the right moment, her love for fabby is strong"

    will fabby do the dirty deed and take a woman in his arms/bed/arse? will he break young tonino's heart twice?will vicky take davids balls off the shelf long enough for him to impregnate her again?all this and more in future instalments

    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: this is getting better and better bro,
     
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    Episode 17

    in a penthouse suite in an upmarket madrid hotel fabby is facing his worst fears...sex...with a woman. determined to get to teh bottom of the deep throat mystery he has turned to the woman who has captured tonino's heart. if she is indeed a spy she will provide him with valuable information on his betrayer tonino

    fabby-" so what can you tell me abou..."
    christina-"easy there big boy, i want to take my time"
    fabby-"for gods sake is it not bad enough that i am here with you?i would rather get this over and done with"
    christina-"ok then my big poop-shoot-plunderer, take me up the back door and i will tell you everything i know"
    fabby-"i am ahppy with that"

    20 minutes later

    fabby-"say i am the daddy"
    christina-"for that you get nothing"
    fabby-"oh come on your ass is like the channel tunnel"
    christina-"aye i have seen more backdoor action than a boyband concert"
    fabby-"i have paid my dues,what do you know?"
    christina-"well i have heard him on the phone calling someone boss,he said that you are a bumbling idiot and that robinho wil get sold because he wont let you bum-ride him. he also fears that you will send him to napoli now that he loves me and not you"
    fabby-"thats it?"
    christina-"for now i will let you know.until next time lover boy"

    will capello find out he is being taken for a ride? will tonino ever finish puberty? will manky bastard ever find his balls?more next time
     

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