Some of that isn't English - It's American.
There is nothing called an 'English Muffin' we just have muffins and we don't confuse the two. Also we don't 'ship' things we post them - that really fucking confused me for a while. Also the logic behind 'father pop and mother mop' doesn't add up - if you called a father 'fop' then you can use that.
In short - thats made by an idiot.
It should be called 'Lets face it, Americans have bastardised an already confusing language'