The official (make fun of) Inter thread (10 Viewers)

[ReBeL]

I liked what Channel 4 wrote about Ibrahimovic:

Consistently booed at the Stadio Friuli and not just by the Udinese fans. Failing to score when you are a striker is understandable, but not when you persist in trying to do a spectacular turn or trick every time you get the ball. With Alvaro Recoba in the side too, Inter will earn themselves the title of ‘Pretty, but useless.’

 

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[Azzurri7]

The kid got no skills....

 

[Meow]

The kid got no skills....

and no brains.

 

[Cuti]

I liked what Channel 4 wrote about Ibrahimovic:

Consistently booed at the Stadio Friuli and not just by the Udinese fans. Failing to score when you are a striker is understandable, but not when you persist in trying to do a spectacular turn or trick every time you get the ball. With Alvaro Recoba in the side too, Inter will earn themselves the title of ‘Pretty, but useless.’

channel 4 is becoming an anti-inter site

 

[AngelaL]

I liked what Channel 4 wrote about Ibrahimovic:

Consistently booed at the Stadio Friuli and not just by the Udinese fans. Failing to score when you are a striker is understandable, but not when you persist in trying to do a spectacular turn or trick every time you get the ball. With Alvaro Recoba in the side too, Inter will earn themselves the title of ‘Pretty, but useless.’

They almost got that right. Why did they put ", but" in the middle?

 

[Omair]

no one in the right mind can be a pro inter ...

 

[Azzurri7]

and no brains.

no question about that

 

[Ahmed]

ibra is the next il chino...all the talent in the world but lack of GUTS , DETERMINATION and HEART will lead to an unremarkable career...in other words he will never be like ADP, Raul or Zizou

 

[JuveUltra]

the same thing happened last season while ibra was with us, wasn't scoring always trying to take everyone on and do his little flicks whenever he got a chance, Luckily he's with inter now and not only do they have il chino but also ibra too, can see this team will do a lot

 

[Joaco]

channel 4 is becoming an anti-inter site

channel 4 is beconming my favorite page

 

[Muha]

I liked what Channel 4 wrote about Ibrahimovic:

Consistently booed at the Stadio Friuli and not just by the Udinese fans. Failing to score when you are a striker is understandable, but not when you persist in trying to do a spectacular turn or trick every time you get the ball. With Alvaro Recoba in the side too, Inter will earn themselves the title of ‘Pretty, but useless.’

football italia editers seem to be Juve fans.. Ive noticed that quite alot in their way of writing about Juve, and their way of bashing other clubs.

 

[vletrmx]

Juventus goalkeeper Gigi Buffon has taken a swipe at two of his former teammates.
Aiming his sights at Inter Milan pair Patrick Vieira and Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Buffon, when asked if he could leave Juve to challenge again for the Scudetto, rapped: "Should I join AC Milan in order to win another Scudetto?

"That has been removed from the chest of many great champions (at Juve).

"Some have left Juve so they can still wear it."

 

[Muha]

aah.. that hurts

 

[Meow]

"Some have left Juve so they can still wear it."

Losers......................

 

[Meow]

Oh BTW, goal.com

Scudetto Should Not Have Been Awarded – Federal Court

The President of the Federal Court declared that neither Inter nor Milan should have been awarded the 2005/06 Italian league title.


Another twist in the Calciopoli saga, as Piero Sandulli, President of the Federal Court, stated that the Serie A title for the incriminated season should have never been awarded to any team.

“We did not worry about anything else except for the non-awarding of the league title. I believe that would have been the best decision, both with regards to Inter and to Milan.

“From a personal point of view, I believe that it would have been fair not awarding it to anyone.”

Milan have asked for the Scudetto in their Arbitrary appeal.

“I don’t think it would be opportune to do so,” commented Sandulli. “Probably it would not be so either awarding it to the third placed team. It could have been left not awarded the title as a memento.”


A bit late to talk now isn't it??

 

[vletrmx]

Losers......................

i've got no regrets they left us. two more big loosers i a loosers' team..

 

[Meow]

i've got no regrets they left us. two more big loosers i a loosers' team..

I always say the only positive thing for Juve in this scandal thingy is that we 'got rid ' of 2 useless footballer and a stupid coach. Pity we couldn't get more $$ out of Vieira's deal.

Imagine if Capello stayed for another season and Ale would have been gone....*phew*

 

[vletrmx]

I always say the only positive thing for Juve in this scandal thingy is that we 'got rid ' of 2 useless footballer and a stupid coach. Pity we couldn't get more $$ out of Vieira's deal.

Imagine if Capello stayed for another season and Ale would have been gone....*phew*

you forgot to add one more: the heartless one who doesn't know who juve are also left and we got some $$ for him too. so it makes 4 good things at least

 

[Marc]

This should be a motivation for Bozi(something like a secret diary of Mancini & Moratti):

"Our hero Moratti feels like his world is caving in around him. First Adriano catches him in his Milan shirt, cheering on the rossoneri in the CL, then he realizes Inter are top of the league".

MORATTI:Why oh why does this stuff happen to me! I don't ask much, just Inter not winning anything meaningful! You are an idiot Robby, I'm gonna fire you and hire that Jose fella. Now there's a man who'd get the dire matches I ask you for. Top of the league, ha, after all my hard work, I don't think so!
MANCIO: But boss I've tried. Adriano hasn't scored for a year, Ibra couldn't score in a brothel with a blank check. I've even been playing Recoba like you want.
MORATTI: Don't try get round me by mentioning Chino, yes I love him, but he is nothing compared to my plan. Adriano? If he learned to knock before storming into my office he wouldn't be on "leave" in Rio, would he?
MANCIO: Sorry about that boss, I told him. How did you get the press to buy the fitness story? Rio for fitness training? Ha ha ha
MORATTI: Easily, I got Silvio B to sort it, he owns the press, thats why they didn't get relegated. Phone taps don't just vanish you know................
MANCIO: Ok, guess I'll start packing then. I thought I had this bad team thing sorted.
MORATTI: No hard feelings Roby, you can stay to see us blow the title, then we'll get Jose & really mess this club up. Bad football, bad press, ahhh black & blue heaven................

Will Mancio ever learn? Will Adriano tell the world Moratti's secret? Could Ibra really score in a brothel? As always, tune in next time & find out......

 

[Marc]

Its late Sunday night in Milan & Moratti & his coach Mancini are discussing the days events

MORATTI:That was too close there Mancio, you must be more careful. I thought you had learned your lesson after going top last week? You seemed to be back on form during the week, losing to Bayern was good, but blowing the league is far more important! Do you think it was easy to get Juve out of the way? To handicap Milan & la Viola? Hell, I eve made sure Palermo were distracted by Europe you idiot.
MANCIO:Sorry boss. The trident did well while Hernan Crespo was on the field, as we didn’t run any risks in the opening 20 minutes and Cagliari scored at their first attempt. I'm my best to mess this up, I dragged Hernan off, I told you signing him was risky, a striker who scores goals? That makes my job so difficult, I don't think you appriciate how hard I work.
MORATTI:I dont pay you to think you fool. I sacked Lippi & Cuper for doing that, don't do it. Just play Adriano & Ibra. Also don't forget to keep letting my secret weapon, Recoba, play, he knows what to do....
MANCIO:But boss, the fans have figured out he's rubbish, they just don't buy it anymore.
MORATTI:WHAT! Don't be so hasty, just let him play at his maximum in the coppa, we can win it again, its worthless but our idiot fans lap it up, the fools. Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Can Moratti keep Crespo off the field, can Mancio really blow the scudetto, even with Juve out of the way? Will anyone ever realise Moratti is a Milanista? Tune in next time to find out...