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[Enron]

I can't stand them no matter how much alcohol is in my system.

Alcohol certainly doesn't help the situation.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Alcohol certainly doesn't help the situation.

Welcome to the world of being a fan.

And I don't know what your point is. If you're trying to discredit me in some fashion, good luck.

Fuck Crosby and his league minions.

 

[Enron]

Welcome to the world of being a fan.

And I don't know what your point is. If you're trying to discredit me in some fashion, good luck.

Fuck Crosby and his league minions.

No, why would I care about discrediting you? You're a Detroit fan, you're better than the rest of the league. I'm just saying that you're an asshole when you drink.

 

[Bjerknes]

No, why would I care about discrediting you? You're a Detroit fan, you're better than the rest of the league. I'm just saying that you're an asshole when you drink.

That's only because you're a Pens fan. Of course I'm going to spout hate against your team. I don't like them.

 

[Enron]

That's only because you're a Pens fan. Of course I'm going to spout hate against your team. I don't like them.

Right. Still doesn't make you any less of an asshole.

The funny thing is that Detroit really isn't any "better". You just like them.

 

[Bjerknes]

Right. Still doesn't make you any less of an asshole.

The funny thing is that Detroit really isn't any "better". You just like them.

Whatever you say man.

 

[Enron]

I win.

 

[blondu]

i want a win tomorrow

 

[Zé Tahir]

Thought you were a bruins fan.

 

[blondu]

Thought you were a bruins fan.

no..i support pens since oct 2003

 

[Rollie]

I'm the Bruins fan, Ze... and I'm still a little amped about this from a week ago. I'm sure you lads are pretty excited as well...

http://bruins.nhl.com/team/app?articleid=424695&page=NewsPage&service=page

 

[Zé Tahir]

Let's do it. Let's do it live!

 

[Bjerknes]

LETS GO RED WINGS LETS DO THIS!

 

[Enron]

Zetterfag stoned!

 

[Bjerknes]

Great moves, Pavs. Gotta find a slot, Hank.

 

[Enron]

Have you ever noticed how Zetterbitch looks like a bearded Jared Leto?

 

[Bjerknes]

I don't know who that fool is, and Hank is nobody's bitch.

 

[Enron]

I don't know who that fool is, and Hank is nobody's bitch.

Jared Leto is the guy from Requiem For A Dream.

I've been trying to come up with the best creative insulting nicknames for players on the ice and Zetterburg has the best.

So far I have Zetterfag, Zetterbritch, Faggotburg, Niggerburg, and my favorite Zetter-Zaggy-Zetter-Zaggyburgburgburg (not insulting but funny).

Datsuyk has a good one to Datspoop. Crosby has Crosbeak and Crosbitch or Cros-knee. Malkin has Fuck-your-mother. Staahl has Steals. Hossa has Mercenary-Trash. Zetterburg has by far the best and the most.

 

[Bjerknes]

The last one for Hank is the best.

Just like Crosbeak. Anything with bitch in it is weak and too easy.

 

[Bjerknes]

Let's do it. Let's do it live!

Who is that girl?