The NHL Thread (19 Viewers)

[Zé Tahir]

Some intense last seconds there.

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

sens take the first game.

 

[KB824]

Sleep well, Blondu.


Heh heh heh

Hee Haw

 

[Bjerknes]

Don't worry Pens fans. You guys will sweep the rest of the series and then go on to sweep the following two series, perhaps sweeping in the Stanley Cup Finals. But that might be a little difficult, so I'm going to say they will win the Cup 4 to 1 with Crosby being leading the scorer.

 

[Enron]

My Pens can sulk my knob tonight. Apart from Malkin.

I guess it's a good thing I can't watch any of the first round games.

 

[Mark]

ok enough ladies now play f*cking hockey!!!

 

[Mark]

ways to beat the Caps: - credit to hfboards poster

Find out where the Caps are sleeping

Wait for them to arrive

Follow them to the rooms

Hire escorts

Send them to the rooms at 2:55 AM

At 2:56AM call the police and tell them there is violent noises coming from __ (players sleep)

Make sure the Escorts have cocaine

Tell the Escorts to throw the Cocaine all over bed and on players

Put bags of cocaine into luggage

Everywhere Cocaine

Have 1 girl stash a gun in luggage

Police Arrive

Habs play Caps AHL team

We win

 

[KB824]

I love Montreal Women. They are so hot and have so few morals

 

[Bjerknes]

Why not stage a terror attack and blame it on Penguins fans? You know they will totally bite. 100% winner false flag attack.

 

[Enron]

Wait. I thought the Caps big division rival was the Thrashers?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Andy, you gotta do the "we'll do it live..." banter in 11 min.

 

[Mark]

no Marky noooooo

Ovy

 

[Bjerknes]

Andy, you gotta do the "we'll do it live..." banter in 11 min.

We'll do it live, fuck it.

DATSYUK WILL PASS IT, ZETTERBERG WILL SCORE IT.

FUCKING TEAM SUCKS!

 

[Delle Alpi]

Let's go Redwings

no Marky noooooo

Ovy

Look at those freaking gigantic quadriceps muscles Ovy got

 

[Bjerknes]

FUCK, BRAD HIT THE POST.

 

[Delle Alpi]

We look really good with the puck, and experience will play a big factor. I am still going with a 4-1 series win for the wings. Coyotes are in for nice whopping

 

[Zé Tahir]

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEE

 

[Bjerknes]

BLOOM, HOMER.

Now lets stop the turnovers in our own zone.

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh please, we can't make it that easy for Doan in front of our goal. Ridiculous PK.

 

[Bjerknes]

And that was a fucking weak penalty. Same stuff has been going on all night.