1) My low post count is indicative of what, exactly? How is it relevant?
2) The last few I made have not been troll attempts. That's simply false. If you happen to think they are, that's your prerogative, but unless I break the rules, you don't get to ban me. Is there any part of that which is unclear to you?
3) "if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck BUT DOESN'T ACTUALLY BREAK THE RULES, WE DON'T BAN HIM." Is that what you were going for? Because your argument would be fallacious if you meant to say that I ought to get banned just because it seems like I might at some point break the rules.
This is actually hilarious from the administrators though, have you just completely lost all control of this guy?
If he donates a lot of money which keeps this place running, fair enough. Otherwise, what are you doing? I had to read some pages in this thread to find a post of his to reply to, and in the process found a lot of posters complaining about him just being entirely indiscriminate with the banning powers. At least two of them had +10k posts and mentioned "the old mods" implying that they've been here for a while, so clearly it's not just me who has an issue with him.
To use his genius reasoning - if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's probably some guy in a basement who is power tripping over the internet equivalent of the authority felt by a mall security guard. Get it sorted, @Marty
EDIT: Again, just to remind everyone, this is what I got a month-long ban for:
One fucking month!