The...I want this player to Juve thread (32 Viewers)

[Mark]

there's already one with almost 9000 signatures to sell the club.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Ahmed]

any realistic buyers? I would hate to see it handed over to a foreign consortium

 

[Mark]

Murdoch?

 

[Ahmed]

he'll make Bill O'Reilly our GM

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i would stop supporting juve if bought by murdoch

 

[Mark]

How about Mr. microsoft?

 

[Ahmed]

He'll start eating up the smaller clubs and convert their stadia into XBox factories

 

[Mark]

It's either that or some guy named Moustafa Abdullah or a guy who's last name ends with ov or ic.

 

[Ahmed]

Moustafa!!!!!!!!

 

[Mark]

I forgot Oprah.




Do we agree with Roberto Bettega as President?

 

[Ahmed]

Abso-fuckin-lutely!

 

[Bjerknes]

i would stop supporting juve if bought by murdoch

Please guys, stop giving me nightmares. :sick:

 

[Alen]

It's either that or some guy named Moustafa Abdullah or a guy who's last name ends with ov or ic.

My last name ends with ic

 

[Ahmed]

cha-ching

 

[Osman]

Murdoch?

I would seriously Welcome Moratti and Moggi in cahost taking over Juve before that guy, and I fucking hate the above two (seriously cant take a bad scenario that would be less appealing then him).

 

[Alen]

Since my last name ends with -ic i believe i'd make a great owner of Juventus.
Just imagine how much fun it will be. I'll make Dominic a manager, Mark will be the chief scout, Senor Canardo will take care of the finances, Burke will be bodyguarding player's wifes, Andy will be the guy waiting for the players in the dressing room after they fail to win, i'll sign Rab as a striker, i'll tell Dominic to play him in starting XI and to put Del Piero on the bench so DP will start hating on Rab.
Bes, Jack, Bozi and Swag will be the directors of the team.

Now all we need is to find a place for Seven

Edit: Hmmm, Vinman, we need to find a job for him also.

 

[Bjerknes]

Andy will be the guy waiting for the players in the dressing room after they fail to win

Sounds good to me.

Seven will be the team prayer leader while Vinni will be in charge of stadium security. Turk will bomb other stadia.

 

[Alen]

Sounds good to me.

Seven will be the team prayer leader while Vinni will be in charge of stadium security. Turk will bomb other stadia.

If you want i can also make you our transfer guru but you'll still have to wait for the players after a bad result and have a "chat" with them.


On second thought, we'll be too nice with the players if we let you to have that chat with them.
I say NO MERCY for them and let Cronios have that chat !


Tahir will fly our plane, the girls will be our cheerleaders and Manos will be the cook.

 

[Zé Tahir]

 

[Kosta]

Alen: Note to my self, go to the bank early in the morning and authorize my lawyer to purchase the club.