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Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
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Dec 16, 2003
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Since my last name ends with -ic i believe i'd make a great owner of Juventus.
Just imagine how much fun it will be. I'll make Dominic a manager, Mark will be the chief scout, Senor Canardo will take care of the finances, Burke will be bodyguarding player's wifes, Andy will be the guy waiting for the players in the dressing room after they fail to win, i'll sign Rab as a striker, i'll tell Dominic to play him in starting XI and to put Del Piero on the bench so DP will start hating on Rab.
Bes, Jack, Bozi and Swag will be the directors of the team.

Now all we need is to find a place for Seven :confused:

Edit: Hmmm, Vinman, we need to find a job for him also.
:lol2: Sounds good to me.

Seven will be the team prayer leader while Vinni will be in charge of stadium security. Turk will bomb other stadia.
:lol::lol:


If you want i can also make you our transfer guru but you'll still have to wait for the players after a bad result and have a "chat" with them.


On second thought, we'll be too nice with the players if we let you to have that chat with them.
I say NO MERCY for them and let Cronios have that chat !


Tahir will fly our plane, the girls will be our cheerleaders and Manos will be the cook.
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Nicholas

MIRKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 30, 2008
38,737
Zhirkov,lol the English commentators made him sound like Jerk-Off when they said his name.

Ivanovic Zapata Chiellini De Ceglie.

That would be one sweet defence.
 

JUVE1996

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Oct 7, 2008
4
Sell Tiago, Pollsen, Molinaro, Marchionni, Iaquinta and bring in Cassano, Aquilani, Joaquin or Schweinsteiger, Oddo and Xavi Alonso. Also the directors need to resign the Atomic Ant ASAP he is the future of our club without a doubt. Forza JUVE
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,486
I have allways in obbessively offtopic way brought up Rossi in transfer threads not relating to him, so I would just LOVE that. But man did you have to get me excited only to seconds later kill the buzz by saying its from tuttocrap.

Even if they were right for once and said the earth is round, I wouldnt still believe them for all the bullshit they pulled since minute one from their pathetic little existence.
 

alex'10

Junior Member
Sep 17, 2008
221
Do you actually believe that signing new players will solve the problem? When you have the same morons at the club? a loser like Ranieri as coach, secco in control of the clubs transfers? these are the same people who stated not that long ago, we did not need quality defensive signings or a creative midfielder, and look were the side is now? The reason the side the is preforming so badly is because of a Loser mentality at the club, Ranieri has proved he is imcompetent.

Gigli, Blanc & Secco are not footballing people, blanc was involved in tennis before he came to the club, what the fuck has that remotely to got to do with football? what has he done to hold such a high position at the club? what is his role at the club? whatever it is, he is obviously not doing it right, as the team is preforming so poorly.

Unless you change the imbeciles you who made the mistakes in the first place, nothing will change. It could not be more obvious that FIAT don't give a shit about Juventus anymore.
 
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