How's this for a crazy idea for everyone who doesn't like the, IMO, generous rules stated here...
If you really all want "pr0n", that's fine and dandy. I shouldn't be letting out a big secret in telling you all that you can find loads of it all over the Internet in ubiquitous quantities. Just do a :google: search, plug in your favorite terms for naughty bits and perversions (shoes, coffee cans, transsexuals, what have you), and have at it. Just you, a dark room, a beer

int:, and your sticky keyboard. All to yourself.
Jolly time.
It should hopefully save you all from the social embarassment of having to explain to other people -- people whose respect you're trying to keep -- that you have to resort to going to a Juventus Web forum to get your complete fix of nekkid women.
Now I know you're all joking, of course. But still...
[EDIT: Thanks, Dan. In the time I spent writing this, Dan beat me to the punch with an even shorter, and more-to-the-point, summary.

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