The El Vow (1 Viewer)

[Bozi]

wonder how long it will be before his title changes from serene to gagging for it, oh wait we all know that already

 

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[Bisco]

...
this bit i see you having no problem with considering the chat up lines you use

this bit...i give you 5 hours before you are beating your meat to chrissy m

:rofl2: bozi, super chrissy can make any guy go loose!!!!! elvin i dont mean to bring u down, but there is sth u need to put in mind. u can go on with out sex but masturbation i doubt it! u can stop for a week may be three weeks before yr nuts start killing u, it will be sooo painfull u will change yr mind about this experiment. and hey every chick knows guys are horny bastards and there is no mind changing for them.

 

[V]

:rofl2: bozi, super chrissy can make any guy go loose!!!!! elvin i dont mean to bring u down, but there is sth u need to put in mind. u can go on with out sex but masturbation i doubt it! u can stop for a week may be three weeks before yr nuts start killing u, it will be sooo painfull u will change yr mind about this experiment. and hey every chick knows guys are horny bastards and there is no mind changing for them.

hallelujah and amen!

 

[Dominic]

That movie was really crap.

 

[Azzurri7]

Let's start a betting pool!! I place 100 Vmoney on day 17.

I place 150 on 16 days.

 

[Bisco]

I place 150 on 16 days.

16 days r u kidding rab!!!

 

[Cuti]

good luck El, but you probably wont make it

If you are trying to prove this to a girl she will probably make moves on you to try and make you lose

 

[V]

That movie was really crap.

i can't believe no one appreciates Shannyn Sossamon's input in the film.

 

[Elvin]

It's all good so far

 

[Elvin]

well all the luck to u mate, its not easy.Respect to u.

You're da man

 

[Elvin]

good luck El, but you probably wont make it

If you are trying to prove this to a girl she will probably make moves on you to try and make you lose

I hate that chick

She's the bitchest bitch I've ever seen

 

[V]

I hate that chick

She's the bitchest bitch I've ever seen

therein lies your problem. bitches are not a bad thing.

 

[Elvin]

I've grown up that stage man

No for real, it's not about the body anymore.

Am I normal?

 

[V]

I've grown up that stage man

No for real, it's not about the body anymore.

Am I normal?

i can't say whether you're normal or not, but wintessing your skills in the flirt thread i can say you are not a casanova.

 

[Elvin]

Hey,

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken!

 

[Elvin]

and Casanova is the sadest mothafucker in history.

 

[sateeh]

Suggestion Elvin mate, hide ur e-mail cuz u will see huge amounts of porn emails and pictures just sent to u by the guys here

 

[Elvin]

Suggestion Elvin mate, hide ur e-mail cuz u will see huge amounts of porn emails and pictures just sent to u by the guys here

haha

Why do u think I opened a thread for this, cause in real life nobody knows right... and I wanted to tell people, to see what they think.

That's the great thing about internet, you can be free to talk about anything and don't give a shit about what they say at the same time lol

But memers of this forum are really cool.

 

[V]

and Casanova is the sadest mothafucker in history.

played by heath ledger, yes.

 

[V]

Why do u think I opened a thread for this, cause in real life nobody knows right... and I wanted to tell people, to see what they think.

and us over the internet will know right?