You're a nutter. I cant go without a day without Dumping my load. Look at my avatar and re-read your first post on this thread , LOL. Good luck! You'll need it, trust me. Big Bollocks!
I disagree, an internet forum is THE place for this type of thing. You wouldn't want him to live without options of ventilation, before you know it he's so built up with all sorts of frustrations he decides to go to highschool carrying an AK47 some day soon umpkin: