The Crappiest Wal-Mart in America (5 Viewers)

Apr 12, 2004
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The Crappiest Wal-Mart in America
by Jeffrey Goldberg

23 Jun 2008 12:30 pm

Well, maybe not the crappiest, but the Wal-Mart "supercenter" in Martinsburg, West Virginia has to be among the top 500 most crappy Wal-Marts. Last evening it was dirty and ill-kept, the bathroom was about as clean as the men's bathroom in Penn Station was in 1974 (I remember that bathroom, that's how crappy it was), and the employees appeared just as down-and-out as the customers. In places like West Virginia it's hard to avoid Wal-Mart, and so my boycott waxes and wanes situationally, and since my family visits the Panhandle quite often (a generally beautiful place, by the way), and since, being an American family, we need lots of crap, especially Chinese-made breakable crap, we find ourselves in that Wal-Mart more than I would like.

But about those down-and-out customers: If you want to see the underside of the unregulated capitalist economy, the people who can't find the non-existent escape ladder from poverty and its pathologies, visit the Martinsburg, West Virginia Wal-Mart. Morbid obesity; spontaneous, public bouts of corporal punishment directed against dirty children; ten-year girls dressed as whores; tattoos running up necks and down legs; smoking like you only see these days in Baku; it's all here. I considered myself a socialist until I was about 23 (that was when I fled my kibbutz for the final time) but a visit to the Martinsburg Wal-Mart reawakens my distaste for steroidal capitalism.

Wal-Mart has built a perfect system for the maintenance of the permanent underclass. I asked one worker last night if she ever shopped outside Wal-Mart. She said no, she could find everything she needs right here. I then asked her the relevant question: could she afford to shop at a store other than Wal-Mart? No, she said, smiling. And what a smile: Dental care is an unreachable luxury for most of the poor of West Virginia, even the poor of the Panhandle, which is the least put-upon section of the state. Stump-teeth, collapsing gums, whistling dentures, these are mouths straight out of David Shipler.

Wal-Mart has had some media success lately in its disingenuous campaign to convince liberal elites that it is not driving America into the gutter, but, as I have pointed out elsewhere, this is the most self-serving of campaigns, a way to drive costs down and convince elites that Wal-Mart is going green. But the invisible workers, hopeless and toothless, their poverty ensuring their consumer loyalty, living on what is essentially company scrip, benefit not at all.

http://jeffreygoldberg.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/06/the_crappiest_walmart_in_ameri_1.php

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http://jeffreygoldberg.theatlantic.com/bio.php
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For years I have boycotted Wal-Mart on the basis that it is the worst place in the world. I came to this conclusion when, at the age of 13, I tried and succeeded in buying Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle album. This album is probably held to be one of the top 10 ever produced, so you may understand why I was so pissed when I found out the fuckin' thing was totally edited and I had wasted $20 in buying it.

Ever since then I have boycotted them because they sell edited CD's.

Also, anyone who doesn't know, Martinsburg, WV is my hometown.
 

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Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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I've been to that Wal-Mart before, but never inside, thankfully.

Too bad the author wasn't there when Burke ran around the store drunk yelling at customers and employees alike. ;)
 
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    I've been to that Wal-Mart before, but never inside, thankfully.

    Too bad the author wasn't there when Burke ran around the store drunk yelling at customers and employees alike. ;)
    That was one of the craziest things I think I've ever done...

    I wasn't drunk, I was wasted, and I didn't run, I sprinted.

    I did yell though, I think it was "Fuck your mothers!" As loud as I could manage.
     

    Enron

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    I've been to that Wal-Mart before, but never inside, thankfully.

    Too bad the author wasn't there when Burke ran around the store drunk yelling at customers and employees alike. ;)
    Don't lie, you've been inside. Remember when we go drunk and Burke tried to convince us to buy him an XBox controller, but Ben thankfully reasoned Mikey out of his extortion.
     
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    I know for a fact that Burke's copy of FIFA 2008 was purchased at the Martinsburg Wal Mart.
    Yep, but not by me....

    Thanks, Eazy.
    Don't lie, you've been inside. Remember when we go drunk and Burke tried to convince us to buy him an XBox controller, but Ben thankfully reasoned Mikey out of his extortion.
    :lol2:

    I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
     

    swag

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    Awesome article, Burke. Thanks for the post. :tup:

    Unfortunately, it sounds like most Wal-Marts I've witnessed first-hand. :sick:

    There is some seriously damaged genetic material traipsing in and out of that place.
     

    .zero

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    Awesome article, Burke. Thanks for the post. :tup:

    Unfortunately, it sounds like most Wal-Marts I've witnessed first-hand. :sick:

    There is some seriously damaged genetic material traipsing in and out of that place.
    you are all on wal-mart's hit list, sayonara suckers
     

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