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Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#62
Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy:

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader
but to protect the writer.
 

Ferrari^M

Senior Member
Sep 3, 2002
1,042
#65
This one is from today...

Juve transfer chief Luciano Moggi is also giving little away in stories that the club want to sign Reggina playmaker Mozart.

"We like Mozart," he admitted. "However, we also like Beethoven…"

:D
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#68
"Has anyone seen a direct free-kick in the Women's Euro 2005? I was
just wondering what they hold on to when they're in the wall?"
 
Dec 26, 2004
10,657
#69
++ [ originally posted by Ferrari^M ] ++
This one is from today...

Juve transfer chief Luciano Moggi is also giving little away in stories that the club want to sign Reggina playmaker Mozart.

"We like Mozart," he admitted. "However, we also like Beethoven…"

:D
:rofl:
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#70
There was two kinds of slaves. There was the house Negro and the field Negro. The house Negroes, they lived in the house with master, they dressed pretty good, they ate good 'cause they ate his food and what he left. They lived in the attic or the basement, but still they lived near the master; and they loved their master more than the master loved himself. They would give their life to save the master's house quicker than the master would. The house Negro, if the master said, 'We got a good house here,' the house Negro would say, 'Yeah, we got a good house here.' Whenever the master said 'we,' he said 'we.' That's how you can tell a house Negro. If the master's house caught on fire, the house Negro would fight harder to put the blaze out than the master would. If the master got sick, the house Negro would say, 'What's the matter, boss, we sick?' We sick! He identified himself with his master more than his master identified with himself. And if you came to the house Negro and said, 'Let's run away, let's escape, let's separate,' the house Negro would look at you and say, 'Man, you crazy. What you mean, separate? Where is there a better house than this? Where can I wear better clothes than this? Where can I eat better food than this?' That was that house Negro. In those days he was called a 'house nigger.' And that's what we call him today, because we've still got some house niggers running around here.
Malcolm X
 

gray

Senior Member
Moderator
Apr 22, 2003
30,260
#72
++ [ originally posted by chxta ] ++
"Has anyone seen a direct free-kick in the Women's Euro 2005? I was
just wondering what they hold on to when they're in the wall?"
I'm pretty sure they cover their chests
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#73
Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#74
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.

Christopher Case
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#76
"Given Roy Keane's penchant for ranting and raving, isn't giving him a
TV slot called Roy Keane Plays The Pundit akin to giving Jermaine
Pennant the keys to a brewery and a Ferrari?" - Milan Pathak.
 

Eaglesnake_1

Senior Member
Mar 28, 2004
2,308
#77
In this world, there are just two kind of people, and both are pathetic. The cowards that dont kill themselves because their afraid of death, and the cowards that kill themselves because their afraid of life....

Marylin Manson
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#79
These are the words I have for Makalele and John Terry. Roman's money does not mean you can buy everything. You definitely cannot buy class. :p :p :p :p :p :p

As for Moaning-ho, I ask you this, are you still going to win the league by Christmas? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

This from Makalele. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Source


Claude Makelele says that Chelsea will smash Arsenal's unbeaten record because they are the best team ever - better even than Real Madrid in their prime.

The Gunners hold the Premiership record of 49 league games unbeaten and the Blues have currently gone 39 games without defeat.

Makelele has no doubt that the current champions can surge past that figure as boss Jose Mourinho could put out two teams with the "perfect guarantee of not losing to any club". :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

The French midfielder's extraordinary quotes appear in the Daily Star: "We will be able to beat Arsenal's record in England because we have demonstrated that we are superior to them.

"There is not a team better than Chelsea in the Premiership.

"In the team which set the unbeaten record, Arsenal had six or seven excellent players that took the field in every match. But Chelsea have 22 excellent players who are capable of winning any match in any combination.

"The way we beat Bolton last weekend after going behind is a clear example. The team is like a huge steamroller and in a few minutes we can destroy our rivals.

"This Chelsea is better and more solid than the best-ever Real Madrid team. :shock: :shock: :shock: Money dey make man stupid and Makalele and Moronho are clear proofs. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

"At this moment Mourinho could put out two teams with the perfect guarantee of not losing to any club. This is the best team that I have ever known in my sporting life. :confused:

"If we carry on like this we will win the Championship very calmly."

One thing is clear Makalele is such a prat now, the joke are flying in.

Here is John Terry:

"Our aim next season has to be to go through the season without losing in the league," said Terry.

"Maybe targeting an unbeaten season is setting the bar high but that is what this club is all about.

Arsenal showed last season that it can be done.

They did it, so why can't we?

None of us see any reason why we shouldn't be able to do that.


See as money dey make people stupid. So stupid they forget football is the ultimate game for feeding humble pies. What a plonker you and Makalele are? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

We all know Crespo has told Moronho to kiss his backside. He did not even bother to turn up for the team coach to the Betis game last week. Crespo will probably never WANT to wear blue ever again despite being on over £90,000 per week to seat on the bench.


Either way two Arsenal records still stand. 49 games and an undefeated season. :p :p :p :p :p :p

Wenger's invincibles, yes! Jose's invincibles they most certainly are not. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

You all can go suck on a lemon, while I enjoy the jokes coming your way. :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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