Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (73 Viewers)

[Hust]

Not angry. Delighted that he finally snapped and posted something that he will have to tow around here as long as he actively posts. We need more tough guys like him to hand out reasons to have fun once in a while.

On a roll

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Post Ironic]

Lul.

Good point. Much convinced.

 

[Ronn]

Plus, how is it not amusing that they "poached" one of our best players last summer and made him their captain, only for him to turn to shit there and ask for a transfer back to his old club.

Beppe is the only SD in the world that can be chastised both for selling a player and then getting him back a year later. Imagine the reaction of the same crowd if we swapped Bonucci for Romagnoli last year. They would call that the worst trade deal ever.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Did we sign any new shit player?

 

[DAiDEViL]

I want to make sure that I get this straight.

Replacing Higuain with the GOAT, and exchanging a 24 year old who never played one single minute with us for a CB who before last season, was considered a Top 5 CB in the world who when he was sold, set the twitterverse on fire with how bad of a move that was, somehow weakens us?


Hang on, I have to write this out.



Higuain- OUT


GOAT- In


24 year old who never played for us- Out

CB who was regarded as top shelf EXACTLY 12 months ago- In.





Makes sense. We are weaker

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Good point. Much convinced.

Is Lul a stronger argument than LOL?

 

[Hust]

I want to make sure that I get this straight.

Replacing Higuain with the GOAT, and exchanging a 24 year old who never played one single minute with us for a CB who before last season, was considered a Top 5 CB in the world who when he was sold, set the twitterverse on fire with how bad of a move that was, somehow weakens us?


Hang on, I have to write this out.



Higuain- OUT


GOAT- In


24 year old who never played for us- Out

CB who was regarded as top shelf EXACTLY 12 months ago- In.





Makes sense. We are weaker

Takes us longer to get it cuz we are old

 

[Post Ironic]

Did we sign any new shit player?

We are about to sign top 3 CB in the world.

 

[Juvellino]

Marotta and Paratici meet Milan
By Football Italia staff

Juventus directors Giuseppe Marotta and Fabio Paratici are at Casa Milan to close the deals for Mattia Caldara, Leonardo Bonucci, and Gonzalo Higuain.

The two clubs have agreed a deal whereby Caldara and Bonucci will be exchanged, while Pipita will move to on loan San Siro for €18m, with an option to make the deal permanent next summer for a further €36m.

Now Juve’s general manager, Marotta, and sporting director, Paratici, have been spotted arriving at Casa Milan, presumably to close the deal.

Bonucci left the Old Lady last summer to make the move to San Siro, but he wants to return and could even take a pay cut to do so.

Awful

 

[alexjuventino]

Did we sign any new $#@! player?

no fuck players but a world class cb that you might be familiar with. His name is Leonardo Bonucci

 

[Post Ironic]

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Is Lul a stronger argument than LOL?

If he had put a z on the end like "lulz" it would be. But he must have known his argument was too weak for that so he left his "lul" unadorned.

 

[Hust]

Just give Bonucci license to ping long** balls to Ronaldo or costa.

** was not an Asian name joke

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Just give Bonucci license to ping long** balls to Ronaldo or costa.

** was not an Asian name joke

There's actually potential for this deal to be amazing

 

[Post Ironic]

Just give Bonucci license to ping long** balls to Ronaldo or costa.

** was not an Asian name joke

Racist to imply people would think it was Asian name joke.

I once knew a Ping Long.

 

[Hust]

There's actually potential for this deal to be amazing

The Hust always finds the silver lining.


Optimist.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Fr3sh has legit micropenis. Surprised you haven't realized this yet.

But is it bigger than the micropenises of non black micropenis'd members like seven and bianconero81?

 

[Seven]

Fr3sh has legit micropenis. Surprised you haven't realized this yet.

I didn't say he puts his penis inside

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But is it bigger than the micropenises of non black micropenis'd members like seven and bianconero81?

We can't all be your bull I guess

 

[Hust]

I think Juventus will now focus on the sale of Sturaro and Pjaca. I do not think there will be any other market buys. [Romeo Agresti]

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Damn.

 

[Kidtaf]

I want to make sure that I get this straight.

Replacing Higuain with the GOAT, and exchanging a 24 year old who never played one single minute with us for a CB who before last season, was considered a Top 5 CB in the world who when he was sold, set the twitterverse on fire with how bad of a move that was, somehow weakens us?


Hang on, I have to write this out.



Higuain- OUT


GOAT- In


24 year old who never played for us- Out

CB who was regarded as top shelf EXACTLY 12 months ago- In.





Makes sense. We are weaker

Instant vs Delayed gratification.

 

[alexjuventino]

Its okay, we improved our team massively.