Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (53 Viewers)

[zizinho]

so Chelsea it is. too bad it aint atleast PSG, maybe wed have a shot at di Maria if Alexis went there

 

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[General]

But lol at the London hate, being rich as $#@! and living in London is a bit different from being your average 9-5er. GOAT nightlife.

London is great for a max 5 day visit

 

[Wittl]

so Chelsea it is. too bad it aint atleast PSG, maybe wed have a shot at di Maria if Alexis went there

Sanchez -> Chelsea
Hazard -> Real
Morata -> Juventus

Spoiler

Lemina -> Arsenal

 

[vodka]

Sanchez -> Chelsea
Hazard -> Real
Morata -> Juventus

Spoiler

Lemina -> Arsenal

how will morata improve us? i think we need ss/playmaker type of attackr

 

[spurdo]

how will morata improve us? i think we need ss/playmaker type of attackr

True, but then again he is as fukkin clutch as we can get in the CL compared to Higgy the choker, who is guaranteed to go missing in any major game. If Mandzukic would leave then there is a spot for Morata: it's destiny he comes back one day to lift the CL with us

 

[General]

Aubameyang or Lukaku please


need a proven goal scorer

no florentine type of players

 

[Wittl]

how will morata improve us? i think we need ss/playmaker type of attackr

He and Cuadrado in Fuck Nou... That would be love...

Spoiler

Such a sad game, but this Goal..

 

[Orgut]

how will morata improve us? i think we need ss/playmaker type of attackr

Well Morata could play on the left instead of Mandzukic and IMO will do a much better job (despite Mandzukic insane work etic and great help in defending..) - Anyway I think we should look at others before going for him even if we all know how clutch he is and how much potential this guy has

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He and Cuadrado in $#@! Nou... That would be love...

Spoiler

Such a sad game, but this Goal..

This was the goal of the century!

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Aubameyang or Lukaku please


need a proven goal scorer

no florentine type of players

Would definitely skip on Lukaku - His first touch is horrible!
He suits the EPL and this is his place!
As for Aubameyang - such a speedy player could definitely help

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Wasent that "ghana today" or something ?

Originally posted by OMG! Ghana.

And we can thank @Carlos Primera and his weird obsession with African/African-American genitalia for this article appearing in an actual publication.

https://www.newsghana.com.gh/juventus-fans-crazy-over-kwadwo-asamoahs-penis/

 

[Kopanja]

That publication was hilarious

De Sciglio on?
http://www.calciomercato.com/news/juve-milan-contatto-per-de-sciglio-69294

 

[bongraider]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ybala-offer-rumoured-to-include-alvaro-morata

yes or no?

 

[Bianconero81]

Aubameyang or Lukaku please


need a proven goal scorer

no florentine type of players

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ybala-offer-rumoured-to-include-alvaro-morata

yes or no?

Fuck no. Real can give us Morata (or that Asensio kid), seeing as they don't actually use him, and we can keep Dybala. No need to fucking sell Dybala FFS!

Dybala, Morata, Higuain, Cuadrado, Keita, and Pjaca would be insane

 

[JuveJay]

Lukaku has been really good the last few seasons, unplayable at times. Still, I think Italy is a completely different and possibly difficult prospect for foreign strikers.

 

[Orgut]

Lukaku has been really good the last few seasons, unplayable at times. Still, I think Italy is a completely different and possibly difficult prospect for foreign strikers.

Lukaku has an immense physique but seriously his first touch is simply horrible! As long as his first touch stays like this I will always be against signing him (for a high fee)

 

[Wittl]

Dybala, Morata, Higuain, Cuadrado, Keita, and Pjaca would be insane

Replace Bernardeschi with Keita and its :ID:

Dat photo:

 

[Orgut]

Replace Bernardeschi with Keita and its :ID:

Dat photo:

 

[Sjaban]

Being from England, and pretty much guaranteed to move abroad elsewhere I have no love towards this Country.

But lol at the London hate, being rich as $#@! and living in London is a bit different from being your average 9-5er. GOAT nightlife.

This, I have enjoyed the last few years here. Now off to a place with a slightly better climate

 

[spurdo]

Dahoud can now be crossed off the list, Dortmund are damn good at snapping up young talent.

 

[Zacheryah]

Originally posted by OMG! Ghana.

And we can thank @Carlos Primera and his weird obsession with African/African-American genitalia for this article appearing in an actual publication.

https://www.newsghana.com.gh/juventus-fans-crazy-over-kwadwo-asamoahs-penis/

Best article on tuz to date tbh

 

[s4tch]

Dahoud can now be crossed off the list, Dortmund are damn good at snapping up young talent.

that's definitely a bummer.