Tuz: Sell Dybala and upgrade Morata to Icardi, because Dybala is pussy fag and Morata too inconsistent.
Reality: Icardi has both scored less goals and assisted less than Morata over the past 3 years, during which Morata was apparently a giant flop, but Icardi was showing off his proven consistent goalscorer awesomeness. Dybala was our Serie A MVP last year, while Icardi is a punkass bitch who threatens to kill fans. Lol