Stefano Sturaro (32 Viewers)

[pitbull]

I like to think about myself as a Berardi, bro. Someone who could have easily played for Juventus, but decided to complicate things.

Nocerino was less talented, but achieved more, him leaving was one of the biggest letdowns, because it meant Amauri coming the other way

 

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[zizinho]

I like to think about myself as a Berardi, bro. Someone who could have easily played for Juventus, but decided to complicate things.

You could have been THAT flashy player that would win us games 7-0

 

[Ocelot]

tbf we're all probably way more Sturaro than Del Piero or Ronaldinho. I like to think of myself as Khedira, but deep inside I know I'm just a Nocerino

I thought I was Barzagli but then got moved up the squad and realised I'm just another Peluso

 

[DAiDEViL]

We're all probably way more Sturaro than Del Piero or Ronaldinho. I like to think of myself as Lichtsteiner, but deep inside I know I'm just a better version of Dani Alves. @Fr3sh

 

[Fr3sh]

We're all probably way more Sturaro than Del Piero or Ronaldinho. I like to think of myself as Lichtsteiner, but deep inside I know I'm just a better version of Dani Alves. @Fr3sh

I'm like Sandro, with some Ale like finishing, with Zlatan's flying elbows, Chiello's recklessness, Gattuso and Vidal type of coverage and a dash of Guti.

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If I wasn't smoker I would've won WC for Canada

 

[zizinho]

I'm like Sandro, with some Ale like finishing, with Zlatan's flying elbows, Chiello's recklessness, Gattuso and Vidal type of coverage and a dash of Guti.

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If I wasn't smoker I would've won WC for Canada

Too bad you cant change your NT in football so you could win with Somalia too. Such thing is possible in other sports such as basketball or handball. A shame you arent good enough for them

 

[Fr3sh]

Too bad you cant change your NT in football so you could win with Somalia too. Such thing is possible in other sports such as basketball or handball. A shame you arent good enough for them

Actually I dominate basketball and handball (for fun at highschool) but playing pro with one good arm and dominate, would make sport look bad. I'm nice guy, i don't want to kill the ppl's profession.

 

[zizinho]

Actually I dominate basketball and handball (for fun at highschool) but playing pro with one good arm and dominate, would make sport look bad. I'm nice guy, i don't want to kill the ppl's profession.

youre as kind hearted as Wilt Chamberlain if you were pro id buy your shirt

 

[Fr3sh]

youre as kind hearted as Wilt Chamberlain if you were pro id buy your shirt

Yes. I'm like Rasheed Wallace (minus ballspot on side of the head), with AI's handle's, Ray Allen's shot (fuck curry, thompson too, they cheats), clutch like Kobe, dirty defensively like Ben Wallace.
You wouldn't even know what was coming, like getting dominated by some Tayshawn Prince looking nigga, but that is a third of the size.

 

[zizinho]

Yes. I'm like Rasheed Wallace (minus ballspot on side of the head), with AI's handle's, Ray Allen's shot (fuck curry, thompson too, they cheats), clutch like Kobe, dirty defensively like Ben Wallace.
You wouldn't even know what was coming, like getting dominated by some Tayshawn Prince looking nigga, but that is a third of the size.

i love that you got nothing from Lebrick, smart skill selection

 

[Fr3sh]

i love that you got nothing from Lebrick, smart skill selection

I only emulate greats.

 

[zizinho]

I only emulate greats.

this is the best thing you ever wrote or said in your life! im gonna -rep DAI for you as reward

 

[DAiDEViL]

Yes. I'm like Rasheed Wallace (minus ballspot on side of the head), with AI's handle's, Ray Allen's shot (fuck curry, thompson too, they cheats), clutch like Kobe, dirty defensively like Ben Wallace.
You wouldn't even know what was coming, like getting dominated by some Tayshawn Prince looking nigga, but that is a third of the size.

Also you as handsome as Dirk Nowitzki

 

[Fr3sh]

Also you as handsome as Dirk Nowitzki

Always been one of my favorites

 

[Post Ironic]

i love that you got nothing from Lebrick, smart skill selection

:facepalm:

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I only emulate greats.

Zizinho is Skip Bayless.

Do not support such mediocrity.

 

[zizinho]

lol youre clueless. @Fr3sh knows his basketball

 

[JuveJay]

Yes. I'm like Rasheed Wallace (minus ballspot on side of the head), with AI's handle's, Ray Allen's shot (fuck curry, thompson too, they cheats), clutch like Kobe, dirty defensively like Ben Wallace.
You wouldn't even know what was coming, like getting dominated by some Tayshawn Prince looking nigga, but that is a third of the size.

You have a soft spot for the Pistons, eh?

 

[Fr3sh]

You have a soft spot for the Pistons, eh?

Yeah

 

[duranfj]

tbf we're all probably way more Sturaro than Del Piero or Ronaldinho. I like to think of myself as Khedira, but deep inside I know I'm just a Nocerino

Still better than De Ceglie

 

[Afghan_juventus]

You must be really talented then

yeah at kicking people like my boy stururu