Stefano Sturaro (11 Viewers)

[zizinho]

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TrequartiStu

 

[Post Ironic]

This guy is so utterly useless. I desperately want to like him, but he's appalling.

 

[lgorTudor]

Not even Dr. Mengele would find any use for him

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

This guy is so utterly useless. I desperately want to like him, but he's appalling.

He's only useful in literally one sort of position (and type of game) trying to use this guy in any sort of attacking area is pointless. Doesn't possess a good touch, shot, passing ability, speed...just barely a human.

 

[Post Ironic]

Not even Dr. Mengele would have any use for him

Unless he has heterochromia iridium...

Then Mengele would cut out his eyes and send them to Karin Magnusson...

 

[zizinho]

:applause:

Keep up the good work, cant wait to see you play again

 

[Bianconero81]

And then you have people like Zizinho who constantly praise him (even if he is joking, and trying desperately to copy the likes of B_Aus in this regard), making it even more difficult to like this pseudo footballer.

 

[zizinho]

Pseudo footballer

Clueless peasant is clueless

 

[il brutto]

Don't think he did much wrong tonight, a decent game from him.

 

[Bianconero81]

Pseudo footballer

Clueless peasant is clueless

I know you are clueless, but I guess you need to repeat it often to reassure yourself

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Don't think he did much wrong tonight, a decent game from him.

No one is saying he did anything wrong, but since when is this the benchmark for a good/solid performance? Like you said, he was decent, but he will always be a limited, one dimensional footballer, who is out of his depth at a club like Juventus.

 

[il brutto]

No one is saying he did anything wrong, but since when is this the benchmark for a good/solid performance? Like you said, he was decent, but he will always be a limited, one dimensional footballer, who is out of his depth at a club like Juventus.

I know many dislike him and see no room for improvement. I still think he has some really good qualities that can be useful to us.

 

[PhRoZeN]

When he took a shot at goal by trying to pull a dybala in the second half and it went all wrong , the camera went onto a fan laughing his head off. Lol need a gif of that.

Overall, a decent performance.

 

[JuveJay]

Most of his performances are a 6/10 these days. Hard work, moves opponents around a lot. I feel like Allegri is trying to pigeon-hole him into a position that doesn't really exist on this team. But it's wise to keep him away from the deep CM positions, he'd be a mistake waiting to happen.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

And then you have people like Zizinho who constantly praise him (even if he is joking, and trying desperately to copy the likes of B_Aus in this regard), making it even more difficult to like this pseudo footballer.

What do you mean copy me?

Don't you appreciate my love for certain players?

 

[Bianconero81]

What do you mean copy me?

Don't you appreciate my love for certain players?

Of course I do

I don't doubt you for a second

 

[Hængebøffer]

Out with injury

 

[Post Ironic]

@Bianconero81 is overjoyed!

 

[Ocelot]

SHIIIIIIIT

 

[Bianconero81]

@Bianconero81 is overjoyed!

It's only a short-term injury though