Stefano Sturaro (64 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

It's only a short-term injury though

Hopefully he keeps tweaking it and eventually becomes long term. But only after we sell him to a team like West Ham

 

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[DAiDEViL]

It's only a short-term injury though

It's my late birthday present for you.

Only was your 36th birthday though, so i went for a short term injury.

...Who knows, maybe when you turn 40

 

[Bianconero81]

Hopefully he keeps tweaking it and eventually becomes long term. But only after we sell him to a team like West Ham

Must be with an obligation to buy after 3 games though, and a 20% fee of any future resale. Sell to West Ham for 23 million + bonuses

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It's my late birthday present for you.

Only was your 36th birthday though, so i went for a short term injury.

...Who knows, maybe when you turn 40

Can't wait that long tho. Please try to expedite the process, in time for my 38th please

 

[DAiDEViL]

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I can't stop watching @Bianconero81

 

[Bianconero81]

Sums him up as a player. Rick Ross tattoo. Stupid facial expression. Epic Fail.

 

[Bianconero81]

Happy Birthday Chump.

 

[Fr3sh]

B81 actually loves Sturaro @Post Ironic
He just pretends not to care for our little gladiator

 

[zizinho]

he really does

 

[Ocelot]

Happy Birthday

 

[sgjuveboy]

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I can't stop watching @Bianconero81

He should probably have a future as a advertising director for Adidas, handling projects dealing with the latest dab players.

 

[lgorTudor]

Human years or lion years?

 

[Juvellino]

B81 actually loves Sturaro @Post Ironic
He just pretends not to care for our little gladiator

Helga Pataki

 

[DutchJuventino]

Happy Bday warrior!

 

[Hydde]

Uno di noi?

 

[Afghan_juventus]

I dont get all the hate for Stururu. I fucking love this guy reminds me of myself when i play football. Future Juve legend.

 

[zizinho]

I dont get all the hate for Stururu. I fucking love this guy reminds me of myself when i play football. Future Juve legend.

You must be really talented then

 

[pitbull]

You must be really talented then

tbf we're all probably way more Sturaro than Del Piero or Ronaldinho. I like to think of myself as Khedira, but deep inside I know I'm just a Nocerino

 

[Amer]

I dont get all the hate for Stururu. I fucking love this guy reminds me of myself when i play football. Future Juve legend.

We don't hate Stururu, bro. We just don't like him.

He doesn't do anything flashy and we need flashy players, as many as possible so that we can win our games 7-0.

 

[zizinho]

tbf we're all probably way more Sturaro than Del Piero or Ronaldinho. I like to think of myself as Khedira, but deep inside I know I'm just a Nocerino

Yeah so true. I used to think of myself as Pirlo because I could do a long pass like him sometimes. Then I realized im just another Aquilani/Montolivo hybrid. But since football isnt my primary sport im fine with that

 

[Amer]

tbf we're all probably way more Sturaro than Del Piero or Ronaldinho. I like to think of myself as Khedira, but deep inside I know I'm just a Nocerino

I like to think about myself as a Berardi, bro. Someone who could have easily played for Juventus, but decided to complicate things.