Shoutout! (13 Viewers)

[rounder]

As we inch closer to Christmas, in my hands, I got a wishlist
It's not a new car with a shift stick.
Or a honey giving me a dick lick
No, none of that fake shit
I've got 3 questions and this is my first hit
Have you ever heard of Slick Rick?

If you have, then you know modern rap is plagiaristic
Not everyone is whack, don't get it twisted
Now for my first question,
Will I ever stop being a misfit?
My last swing of the bat, it was a missed hit
That's truth, and there's no point to twist it
I struggle with my life, I either wanna push it or pull it
Kurt Cobain didn't give a fuck, he ended it with a bullet
Maybe that's we ought to do to our wrists, just shoot it or clip it
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a killer, this isn't a hit list
Chris' 'Suicidal Thoughts', it was one of his best hits
A dark message is conveyed, and I hope you missed it
It's not meant for everyone, age limit is restricted

Now for my third question, I'll try to make this one easy
Have you ever wondered how talentless idiots make it, like Bieber or Young Jeezy?
Because I do, and it never ceases to amaze me
That this world ignores real talent, and rewards the lazy
It pisses me off, but this shit won't phase me
It's only annoying to see how commercial rap is, just look at Jay Z
He sold himself out, where the fuck is his identity
I used to respect him, before he was a bitch for MTV
Back when he spit his 7 minute freestyle with L, that shit was crazy
I ain't trying to make him look bad, The Game never paid me
And I give credit where credit is due, props to Slim Shady
He earned a lot of respect with his new album. A legend? Maybe
That's my rap, bitches, so you better fucking praise me
Here's a shout out to all my fans, Maher, and Juve Baby
Just kidding, I don't know them, but it rhymes, so don't hate me

 

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[Gagi]

Damn boy, you're good,
I'm gonna +rep you cuz i'm in the mood.
Yo.

 

[rounder]

Thanks for the rep.
Belgrade, that's in Serbia right?
Have you ever been to a Red Star game, and witnessed a fight?
Or do you support Partizan? Yo, that rivalry is tight
Have you ever busted a nut by watching a dyke?
I don't know why, but it's quite a beautiful sight
Lesbians rubbing up on each other; just the greatest delight
If no one joins in the party, hell, I think I just might
I guess I strayed off topic, but you liked it, right?

Come on, don't lie, you'd love to watch a lesbian bitch
the same way you love to watch Krasic, or Novak Djokovic
That talented man is mad fuckin rich. He probably gets a lot of pussy too
Like that black dude from Hitch
He makes so much money, his bank account figures spread like an itch
His wealth has the ability to close cuts like a stitch
That's what cash can do, but cash don't buy you happiness
or maybe it does, just ask the economists
Anything has a price, either it costs a dollar or a million cents
And what makes you broke is passiveness
What makes you rob a store or a bank is massive debts
You can start working, that's the first of a thousand steps

Or you can get an education, and avoid sucking on employers' decks
Then maybe one day you can wear a Rolex
Fuck the cheap shit, you're a high roller now, pose and flex
You made it in life, you pay using cards or checks
And any slut you want, you can use her to have sex
But that's just a pipe dream, no one knows what comes next

 

[Fake Melo]

This guy is good!

 

[Gagi]

Great

 

[Suns]

You're great!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

y all need to get out more

 

[rounder]

This guy is good!

Great

You're great!

Thanks for the love, much appreciated.

y all need to get out more

Why are you trying to disrespect us, Den?
For every rhyme you make, I can make ten
Come to think about it, I can make ten hundred
And I'm not being cocky, my skills is just splendid
Stupendous, my style is tremendous, and if you think you can fend this
then choose your greatest weapon, and try to contend this

You'll eventually come to the realization that your endeavor is useless
You probably don't appreciate rap, but I'm not saying your clueless
You might enjoy watching Oprah, that's none of my business
I don't want to want to impose on any of your interests
But when you criticize me, I become ruthless
And I have the ability to render you toothless
Not by touching your teeth, but by you reading my lyrics
You'll punch yourself out, and you'll begin to fear this
So allow me to clear this, and I hope you don't tear, Miss

Cheer up, feel the holiday spirit, it's Christmas
And you're probably getting impatient right now, go ahead, dismiss this
This whole damn rap song was not even meant as a dis, sis
But if you stay a little bit longer, You can see me end this
I like you, that's why I'm taking your advice and I'm leaving my base
The floor is all yours now, I've given you your space
But try to come up with something original, and don't do it with haste

I'm not sure I have high hopes for you, man, you might be a disgrace
So it might be better for you to ignore this and just save face
Just get out of this race, because I can tell you this in so many ways
Figuratively, It's like I'm the fastest criminal in an impossible chase
And you're just a nervous and slow cop, who think he's the ace
Or if we're in class together, you be flunkin while I get all A's
But I won't say no more, I'll end this with grace
Peace my brotha, I'm out of this place

 

[rounder]

What Rap Is

Written words can send a message that only you could relate to
Don't take things for granted, life can berate you
Optimism is stupid; it will inevitably forsake you
You get only one chance to make it, not three or two
But enough of that corny shit, this message has been overused
Rap is transcendent, in that it transcends all rules
Breaks all boundaries and infects all schools
Talks to all cultures, and exposes all fools
If you don't like it, don't listen to it, it's up to you to choose
But when you're sitting smoking a reefer or hitting heavy with booze
With your head back, pondering, and when you're feeling the blues

You begin to hear the music, and when lyrics convey all truths
It's part of the human experience, tie, win or lose
We need something to make us feel like we're not alone
or when what we feel like our lives are a series of infinitely bad moods
And when there's nothing to look forward to
like when our alarm goes off, we automatically hit snooze
We feel the words and understand the emotion
We apply it to our lives with its sex, drugs, and extortion
It can solve ethical issues such as euthanasia and abortion
And I don't want to be the one to blow things out of proportion
But that's what rap is in the end, it's poetry in motion
Whether it talks about death, or making a fortune
It has a way of punching you in the face, and giving you a sore chin

Like it makes you experience reality, and you begin to see and listen
And it's beautiful how it doesn't care about your race or religion
Like whether or you're Latino, Black, atheist or Christian
It only wants what's best for you, that's it's only mission
It doesn't want you to give it riches or make it win an election
Because it's not a backstabbing lawyer or a lying politician
It's poetry expressed in beautiful words
and any other motherfucking meaning is just absurd

 

[rounder]

What is up with Jack bitching about the Juventuz awards?
He looks a crazy psycho, and all out of sorts
Don't take this shit seriously, because everyone knows
that its all dudes in here. There ain't no hoes
So why you acting like Dusan is a sexist, dude
Leave that kid alone, ain't no need to be rude
So chill out my man, and smoke up an L
put in your mouth, and breathe, inhale and exhale
let the smoke cover the room, and make a beautiful veil
Just smoke yourself out, until your complexion is pale
Then open your window, and enjoy, the rain, snow, or hail
Because overreacting over insignificant things, is the ultimate fail

 

[rounder]

The Football Rap

Are journalists truthful and honest, or do they lie and con?
Is what they say real? Did Ibra and Pique really get it on?
Did Cassano really join the only fucking team that ever makes me yawn?
You go to Milan instead of Juve, you cunt? Man, Come on
Why does he always have to act like a douche or a moron
And remember when at Roma he famously dissed the Don?
I'm not worried though, it takes one more fight and he's gone

What's with England's sex scandals though? That shit's just fucked up, yo
They're actions are amateurish, how the fuck do they call themselves pro?
And their national team, I hope they go down with Don Fabio
But I'm glad about some things at Juve, like Quag, Felipe, and Alberto
Any single one of them has been great, but not as great as Alex Del Piero
That's our club symbol and living legend, if you say other wise, I say 'Hell No'
Unlike Adrian Mutu, Alex keeps his act straight, he don't sniff no Yayo
Now I'm not saying he's an angel and that over his head there's a halo
But coke makes the world spin quickly, maybe Alex prefers it slow
Or maybe he's done it but it's a secret. Fuck it, man, I don't know
But he never makes idiotic comments, he prefers to lay low
What I do know this, watching him play is the single greatest show


Breaking records every single week, he makes rivals seem stupid and weak
Like passing Boniperti's record this year was a very special feat
And when he plays the toughest defense, his skills render them obsolete
Some people still say that he's over, and that he's way past his peak
I say fuck that, He's the real Italian stallion who creates magic with his feat
If you talk shit about him in here, then you're in for a cruel little treat
You get owned, dissed, and thrown off into the street
And don't say he's getting slow, because he still gets his rivals beat
Sometimes to a point where they give up because simply cannot compete
If Del Piero's career was like a puzzle, it would be any thing but complete
He's still got a lot to offer, prepare to be dazzled, and grab yourself a seat
If you don't agree, turn your head away, because you can't take the heat
Reality hurts, doesn't it? It hits you hard and heavy like fucking concrete
And the Calciopoli? how dare they call Moggi a motherfucking cheat
By the time this shit is over, shit will be all what Inter eat
I'll be back for more later, happy holidays until the next time we meet

 

[Fred]

 

[icemaη]

Not bad, not bad...

 

[Klin]

That's what I call a little too many free time, Rev.

 

[rounder]

That's what I call a little too many free time, Rev.

You have no idea. I've just been killing time lately till the vacation. I had nothing to do for the past week and most of my friends had finals. I thought I'd have a little fun in this thread.

 

[rounder]

Thinking The Same


My raps are clear, articulate, and precise
I may be white, but I ain't as whack as vanilla ice
I ain't as good as Marshall either, but at least I don't wallow in pain
I can't match Nas' ether, but at least I don't allow foul narcotics to enter my brain
Just kidding, Eminem is cool, but if I want I can have him slain!
I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking the same
Why the fuck am I acting Bipolar like that white dude from 8 mile?

I'm not, it's just my way of expressing my new style
One minute i'm tired, the next moment I'm agile
One second I'm berated, then after that I'm exhilarated
And if I'm not cursing, then I am a self-obliterated
bastard with nothing useful to say if it ain't R-rated
And if I do curse, then I'm either loved or hated
And yeah, I know that statement was previously stated
In a song by 50 and The Game, I just played it

And my delivery is stable, like a Peyton pass to Reggie Wayne
That's Reggie, not Lil Wayne, the latter's lyrics are insane
like a painful wedgie, that dude to rap's history is black stain
Did he honestly call himself the greatest? Nah, he's just playin'.
If Pac or Biggie were alive; he'd get 'em nothing but shame.
It's unfortunate to witness him at the realm ending this game
And turning it to an auto tuned machine that spits lyrics that are lame

My only hope is that someone will finally put an end to his reign
It's not personal, I just don't like the lyrics that he's sayin'
I don't get why he;s so famous, they're just boring and plain
Nas said Hip/Hop was dead, and he was right with his claim
It ain't about talent no more, it's all about the fame
And the ability to set a night club in flames
It's about a catchy beat, genius lyrics is not the aim
I know what you're thinking and I'm thinking the same


I still enjoy listening to Eric B and Rakim
I loved their lyrical flow and impeccable spin
It wasn't about making money, dissing hoes, or talking about sin
They spoke about the simple things, and they did it with a grin
On their faces, these were the lyrical aces, that spit their rhymes
At different paces, and in different places, and they embodied music
Like conspiracy theories embodied free masons
Like Freeman and Pitt relished subtle traces
The same way a speed addict is addicted to races

That was the way rap was meant to be
I shouldn't have said that, now all the Weezy fans are after me
But Hip/hop should never have any other anatomy
The way there should never have never been another apple tree
Otherwise Newton wouldn't have discovered gravity

Iight, so Dre was a pioneer, along with Ice Cube and E
And then Big L, and Tupac came, along with Biggie
But after Em, shit got fucked up absolutely
Wack Mc's came along like T pain and young Jeezy
And then they played it on the radio because it was easy
To sing along to, but that shit don't please me
Or anyone who truly appreciates genius, musically
My rhymes are iller than half the ones out there, and I rap for free

 

[Klin]

This 3EBlind dude over here has a lot of free time
Sometimes he talks about oranges, sometimes he talks about lime
He used to go with the name Juve_Revolution over here
His present username is too cool though, no one's even comes near
I'm no competition to him as he's great at what he does
But I'm free right now so how about having a little buzz?
I used to discuss Amauri's goal scoring stats with him here before
In his best goal scoring season he only scored 15 goals kid, no more
At least we both agree we need some fresh talent in our attack
That's the way for going forward instead of going back
All this shit took me 12 minutes to come up with, at least appreciate
Sometimes you'll make it big Rev, just have a little faith

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thinking The Same


My raps are clear, articulate, and precise
I may be white, but I ain't as whack as vanilla ice
I ain't as good as Marshall either, but at least I don't wallow in pain
And at least I don't allow foul narcotics to enter my brain
Just kidding, Eminem is cool, but if I want I can have him slain!
I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking the same
Why the fuck am I acting Bipolar like that white dude from 8 mile?

I'm not, it's just my way of expressing my new style
One minute I'm pissed off, the next moment I'm exhilarated
And if I'm not cursing, then I am a self-obliterated
bastard with nothing useful to say since it ain't R-rated
And if I do curse, then I'm either loved or hated
And yeah, I know that statement was previously stated
By the Game a few years back, I know that song, I just played it

And my delivery is impeccable, like a Manning pass to Reggie Wayne
That's Reggie, not Lil Wayne, the latter's lyrics are insane
As in insanely bad, that dude to the rap world is a dirty little stain
How the fuck does he call himself the greatest? Does he have no shame?
It's unfortunate to witness him at the realm ending the hip/hop game
And turning it to an auto tuned machine that spits lyrics that are lame

My only hope is that someone will finally put an end to his reign
It's not personal, I just don't like the lyrics that he's sayin'
I don't get why he;s so famous, they're just boring and plain
Nas said Hip/Hop was dead, and he was right with his claim
It ain't about talent no more, it's all about the fame
I know what you're thinking and I'm thinking the same

Now do you see this fuckin' predicament that I'm in?
How the fuck am I supposed decide whether to stop or continue, Klin?
Some people want me to rap while you tell me to halt my spin
You mean so much to me, and I guess I'll never fucking win
If you don't show me appreciation, I'm throwing my rhymes in the bin
Notice how I used 'bin' instead of 'trash', says Rev with a grin
I want communicate with all, but when I use profanities, it's a sin
Conflicts all around me, I feel like stabbing myself with a pin!
Nah, I don't, I'm just a little drunk from that Seven up and Gin

Get the fuck out of here...

 

[rounder]

This 3EBlind dude over here has a lot of free time
Sometimes he talks about oranges, sometimes he talks about lime
He used to go with the name Juve_Revolution over here
His present username is too cool though, no one's even comes near
I'm no competition to him as he's great at what he does
But I'm free right now so how about having a little buzz?
I used to discuss Amauri's goal scoring stats with him here before
In his best goal scoring season he only scored 15 goals kid, no more
At least we both agree we need some fresh talent in our attack
That's the way for going forward instead of going back
All this shit took me 12 minutes to come up with, at least appreciate
Sometimes you'll make it big Rev, just have a little faith

I think that the rhymes that you dropped are just adorable
But truthfully, they ain't too professional, fuck it, they're horrible
Just kiddin my man, I'm just out here playin
And I appreciate you for complementin' my username
But discussing Amauri's stats with you was never my aim
I was just expressing an opinion, never said it was a claim
But everyone around here thought I was fucking insane
I ain't no magician like that fool David Blane
Who's into the business of magically estimatin'
If you don't like my opinion, ignore it, stop causing mayhem
You blokes were too serious, and some of y'all were just way in
Some dude's signature even tattooed what I was sayin'
I don't know what happened but y'all should just stop hatin'

It takes balls and humility to admit defeat
And when you give someone's lyrics an esteemed critique
You're being courageous, and you deserve praise when you speak
I commend you for being brave, and for appreciatin' my technique
It ain't easy to do what you did, it was a respectable feat
My lyrical superiority should not be able to deplete
Your attempt to lyrically contend or compete
If you only took 12 minutes to write that, then you're really tough to beat
And you're lyrical act, although inferior, was still tidy and neat
Because when your actions are humble, then they aren't a retreat

In fact, they're infinitely wise like a buddhistic mystique
And they radiate with beauty, like a slender physique
Now I didn't mean to take this subject into a realm this deep
Sometimes I get all poetic, like some dramatical creep
But I ain't a drama queen, I just like to take an emotional leap
Because I believe words have the power to make a soul less troll weep
So Imagine what they can do with the soul full, if you just let my words reap
The imaginative lyrics that I have masterfully been able to leak
Into this Juventuz designed virtual sheet
By the way, this took me 30 minutes to complete

 

[rounder]

Alright, this is my last rap in the month of January
I love coming here, so don't take it personally
I have a lot of work to do, but not to worry
My perspective is still clear, ain't nothing blurry
About it, so listen to this story
that talks about this place like it's fucking purgatory
Except this place don't clean my soul, it just makes it dirty
I don't have time to explain why, so I'll just hurry

I came here as a kid, and people picked on me
But that was fine, my character only grew stronger you see
Back when I was 16 year kid who liked philosophy
People like Martin tore me apart and ran right through me
The kid that kept getting owned, that's how people knew me

But that kid grew up, and no he's well read
He's smarter and stronger and he keeps a cool head
And now whatever he says is always well said
And if you argue with me, I'll make your thoughts seem tain-ted
Forgive me for being cocky, please, is what I would have plead
But that's a lie, I'd rather be hated and dread
By you clowns, your ignorance is just wide spread
And yes, Fallacious argument, you don't like it? Drop dead
I speak the truth, none of that bullshit you were fed
Happy new year to everyone whoever gave me a compliment
Like Iceman, Melo, Gagi, Suns, and my nigga Fred