[Serie A] Udinese 0-3 Juventus [20th August, 2023 20:45 CEST] (10 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

This is on my birthday and I ain't gonna watch it.

@Lion will be pleased, not so much that it's your birthday though

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Let me guess: early goal either 1-0 or 2-0 then we switched to defending only to get our arse fucked.. when its 1-1 or 2-2 we started playing football again but its too late because we only have less than 10m left to score

Chases the game by subbing chiesa off for de sciglio

 

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[Lion]

Let me guess: early goal either 1-0 or 2-0 then we switched to defending only to get our arse fucked.. when its 1-1 or 2-2 we started playing football again but its too late because we only have less than 10m left to score

or juve will win by an individual brilliance goal while playing like shit then the throaters will come full swing talking about great coach and grinta and tactics

 

[JCK]

Betting on a draw seems temptibg

 

[DanielSz]

Agresti: Cambiaso favored to start

 

[DanielSz]

Agresti also thinks theres a decent chance Fagioli and Pogba make the bench for this game

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Pogbench

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

You know why we've been playing like shit? We've stopped asking the hard, important questions. Watch us win now:

Is Sissoko suspended?

 

[X Æ A-12]

You know why we've been playing like shit? We've stopped asking the hard, important questions. Watch us win now:

Is Sissoko suspended?

Is RUS banned?

 

[Amer]

Damn, new season starting, I'm so syced!

We need a strong start!

Let's do this!

0-5!

 

[Bianconero81]

Fake fanning

1-1

 

[Akshen]

Udinese always starts well thanks to their physicality, hopefully we win this one. Already hyped for new season.

 

[Bjerknes]

Not hyped for the season whatsoever, other than seeing Weah, but will be watching.

 

[Seven]

This is on my birthday and I ain't gonna watch it.

You say that as if it is an indictment on the state of affairs at Juventus, but you were always going to snort cocaine and pass out.

 

[DAiDEViL]

You say that as if it is an indictment on the state of affairs at Juventus, but you were always going to snort cocaine and pass out.

With his face buried deep inside the ass of a british woman.

 

[Seven]

With his face buried deep inside the ass of a british woman.

And not a pretty woman either.

 

[IliveForJuve]

You say that as if it is an indictment on the state of affairs at Juventus, but you were always going to snort cocaine and pass out.

Funny how you all think cocaine is my drug of choice and I've only done 4-6 bumps this year and around the same last year.

Unfortunately it's just alcohol for me every other weekend.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

With his face buried deep inside the ass of a british woman.

Hmm you speak from personal experience?

 

[Seven]

Hmm you speak from personal experience?

It's why his IQ is 30. Oxygen deprivation.

He went in Stephan Hawking and came out Turk.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

It's why his IQ is 30. Oxygen deprivation.

Makes sense. I wonder if that ever happened to badass. I mean the ass part minus the woman.

 

[Post Ironic]

Makes sense. I wonder if that ever happened to badass. I mean the ass part minus the woman.

Probably with a sheep or a goat.