[Serie A] Udinese 0-3 Juventus [20th August, 2023 20:45 CEST] (3 Viewers)

[icemaη]

Neymar is an alcoholic

At least he’s in rehab now

 

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[CrimsonianKing]

His lack of any sort of musculature is wild.

Remember Hazard’s beer belly? That’s modern footballers for you.

Tbh at this point if I was him I wouldn’t give too much of a shit either. He knows he’s way past his peak. No World Cup, no ballon d’or. He’s a wasted talent really.

 

[Lion]

if chiesa had a a toe of talent from neymar he would be best player on earth

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Remember Hazard’s beer belly? That’s modern footballers for you.

Tbh at this point if I was him I wouldn’t give too much of a shit either. He knows he’s way past his peak. No World Cup, no ballon d’or. He’s a wasted talent really.

Even so, if I were him why would I want to look like that when it's easier for him not to than it is for almost the entire human population to ever exist at any point in history?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Just let it all go bro. Like this guy:

Holy fuck no wonder he went to saudi arabia