[Serie A] Udinese 0-3 Juventus [20th August, 2023 20:45 CEST] (3 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Makes sense. I wonder if that ever happened to badass. I mean the ass part minus the woman.

 

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[PedroFlu]

2 hours of a sunny Sunday to be wasted watching Udinese x Juventus in Udine, in a cold environment, poor definition image, British commentators sleep inducing viewers trying to spell Italian names and Allegriball.

All while having to constantly refresh a shitty stream that laggs in crucial moments, since there's no broadcast in your country.

Wecome back, Serie A.

 

[JuveJay]

2 hours of a sunny Sunday to be wasted watching Udinese x Juventus in Udine, in a cold environment, poor definition image, British commentators sleep inducing viewers trying to spell Italian names and Allegriball.

All while having to constantly refresh a shitty stream that laggs in crucial moments, since there's no broadcast in your country.

Wecome back, Serie A.

Where do you live now?

 

[PedroFlu]

Where do you live now?

Brazil. It's actually possible ESPN is broadcasting it here though.

 

[JuveJay]

Brazil. It's actually possible ESPN is broadcasting it here though.

I suppose it'll still be some British commentators then, just loudmouth, idiotic ones.

 

[PedroFlu]

I suppose it'll still be some British commentators then, just loudmouth, idiotic ones.

It will be some incredibly boring Brazilian guys, completely detached from the game speaking trivialities. Also without the stadium sounds, which makes it incredibly - incredibly dull. I have a hard time imagining a normal person stopping 2 hours to watch it in those conditions, honestly.

 

[.zero]

1-1

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

1-1

Do we take an early lead to create false optimism just to sit back for 78 minutes

Or

Do we trail 1-0 only to equalise from a deflected Gatti header in injury time?

 

[.zero]

If the last two seasons provide any indicators then my prediction is the former

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Do we take an early lead to create false optimism just to sit back for 78 minutes

Or

Do we trail 1-0 only to equalise from a deflected Gatti header in injury time?

Option 1 without a shadow of a doubt

And we will play like dog shit and be dominated by every opponent this season - no matter how good or bad they are.

 

[MikeM]

Do we take an early lead to create false optimism just to sit back for 78 minutes

Or

Do we trail 1-0 only to equalise from a deflected Gatti header in injury time?

Gatti is benched for Alex Sandro mate. Come up with something else

 

[Osman]

Probably with a sheep or a goat.

Nah, for sure:

 

[PedroFlu]

1-1

This

 

[Bjerknes]

2 hours of a sunny Sunday to be wasted watching Udinese x Juventus in Udine, in a cold environment, poor definition image, British commentators sleep inducing viewers trying to spell Italian names and Allegriball.

All while having to constantly refresh a shitty stream that laggs in crucial moments, since there's no broadcast in your country.

Wecome back, Serie A.

This is the experience for people thousands of miles away.

It isn't that much better in the stadium.

 

[Juvellino]

A solid 1 point to start our quest for top 4

It will be a defender that scores and Allegri will say he is proud of the lads.

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

Gatti is benched for Alex Sandro mate. Come up with something else

Implying we won't swap CBs after the 65th minute when chasing a goal

 

[MikeM]

Implying we won't swap CBs after the 65th minute when chasing a goal

When someone gets hurt and he subs in Gatti so Danilo can play dm

 

[PedroFlu]

This is the experience for people thousands of miles away.

It isn't that much better in the stadium.

Agreed.

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

When someone gets hurt and he subs in Gatti so Danilo can play dm

Probably a reshuffle after Chiesa limps off in the 52nd

 

[magician]

There will be 5 goals in this game.