[Serie A] Juventus 2-1 Atalanta, Mar 28th, 2010 (4 Viewers)

[MikeM]

If we play 4-2-3-1 we need Sissoko.

 

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[YasoR17]

Manninger
Zebina - Cannavaro - Chiellini - De Ceglie
Sissoko - Melo
Candreva - Diego - Giovinco
Amauri
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Nothing more nothing less. Seriously Zac, take a fucking chance already.

 

[Ken]

The thing is, it's hardly taking a chance either. He can always drop Candreva one line and we're back to the christmas tree.

It's just that we'll look alot more lively in the final third of the pitch and we'll be able to string passes together with those players. Also, we'll all be getting headaches because the movement of our players will be above 0, which would require some sort of effort to follow, which we're definitely not used to.

 

[Juve_Kosova]

If those players play I don't see why it'd be 4-2-3-1 and not 4-3-1-2.

You are right.. It is 4-3-1-2 and we will not win the game!

 

[drago9]

4-1:juvefan2:

 

[drago9]

Fino alla fine forza juventus

 

[Buck Fuddy]

The thing is, it's hardly taking a chance either. He can always drop Candreva one line and we're back to the christmas tree.

It's just that we'll look alot more lively in the final third of the pitch and we'll be able to string passes together with those players. Also, we'll all be getting headaches because the movement of our players will be above 0, which would require some sort of effort to follow, which we're definitely not used to.

Sounds absolutely awful.
I like my sundays to be as lazy as possible. Hence, mininum effort in all I do. Can't we just follow your suggestion when it's a Saturday game?



4 Felipe Melo
5 Cannavaro
6 Grosso
8 Marchisio
10 Del Piero
11 Amauri
13 Manninger
15 Zebina
17 Trezeguet
20 Giovinco
21 Grygera
22 Sissoko
26 Candreva
27 Paolucci
28 Diego
33 Legrottaglie
39 Marrone
41 Pinsoglio
44 Piccolo
46 Alcibiade

 

[sylvester87]

TEAM TALK REVEALED (NAPOLI - JUVENTUS)

The game that see juventus crumbled against napoli has caused a big commotion in juventus fans. One of the insiders has revealed something about the team-talk during the game.

10 minutes before the game:

Zac: Dear players, today we musn't loose. We must try not to conceded any goals at all. We are an italian team that believes in dog defending ways, Anyone of you dare to try any attacking play will be sacked because that isnt the way an italian team should play.

Diego: But coach! i am an attacking...

Zac: Shut up Diego, i said NO MORE ATTACKING!!!! ALL DEFEND!!! BE AS NEGATIVE AS YOU CAN!!! DO NOT CONCEDE!!! be so negative that you don't even remember what a plus sign means! ok Diego you are not playing today then! EVERYBODY LETS GO!!!


halftime team talk - Juventus up 1-0

Zac: Ok everyone good job! I can't believe we managed to score a goal and is leading now! I think we are going to win this game! the job is over! all we have to do now is to play the ball around like we did in training. Poulsen, you can also practiced some of your creative passing with Grygera.

Poulsen: but coach, my passing is not creative...

Zac: SHUT UP POULSEN! you fucking retard. YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN...so that means you are a very creative player!

Giovinco: coach can i play? i think i can attack...

Diego: i wanna play too....

Zac: ok Diego you can play, because we spent more money on you and you are not an italian and Secco and Gigli like the way your butt bounce when you run. they think it is very adorable.

Giovinco: coach..what about me?..

Zac: no fuck you giovinco...you are an italian, meaning you are not born to play attacking roles....you are not suppose to be creative....Why the fuck did you choose to be an attacking player when you are an italian. An Italian = Dog Defender.
And besides, you should know that Juventus does not believe in their own italian youngsters right now ever since 2008. Now lets go out and hold on to the result and win! FORZA BORING ITALIAN FOOTBALL JUVENTUS



FULL-TIME juventus 1-3Napoli

Zac: ok kids, i think you all did great as you did not concede more than 5 goals! Secco and Gigli is pleased to bits! but they have sent out a message to everyone in Juventus to act sad.

Del piero in the corner: * roll eyes

Zac: So please go out and tell the media this is a bad time for juventus and you will get back and win next game....you know? the same kind of words as usual...if you don't know what to say, go ask Diego for some advices!

Diego: YEA MAN! I LOVE SPEAKING TO ITALIAN MEDIA! Their world is so boring that whenever a foreign player speaks they think it is hot news! They even love the smell of my farts!

Zac: alright! good job guys! lets go out and act sad!!! WOOHOOOOOO!! FORZA BORING ITALIAN FOOTBALL JUVENTUS!!!!

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This is funny

 

[sylvester87]

I told you Italian coaches are useless, they're becoming the most coward coaches in Europe. Changing the formation from the 4-3-1-2 to the 4-2-3-1 with the same players makes no sense. We will look even worse because Del Piero is not a winger and does not have any pace to beat his defenders anymore. If Giovinco does not play this week FUCK Zac and I hope he leaves Juventus this summer and not to another Italian club but to England (Arsenal/United) or Spain (Barca/Madrid).

 

[The Curr]

1. You actually think we'll play that formation solely based on what some newspaper said?

2. Why would Barca or Real want Giovinco?

 

[Cuti]

Cuti, you're back. We have another Maltese poster now.

Believe it or not, more than one person has internet in malta

But its better since you've arrived! Did you just get back from your rave sessions?

Yeah i posted that when i got home, was a heavy heavy night


--------------Manninger-------------
Zebina-----Legro-------Chiellini--------Grosso
-----------Sissoko----------Melo------------
Candreva----------Diego--------Giovinco/Iaquinta
----------------------Amauri---------

 

[Buck Fuddy]

1. You actually think we'll play that formation solely based on what some newspaper said?

2. Why would Barca or Real want Giovinco?

1. Yes, of course. When have they ever been wrong?

2. Because he is the new Messi.

 

[The Curr]

Believe it or not, more than one person has internet in malta

I still don't believe it. This guy is in Australia.

 

[Mark]

Forza Alcibiade!

 

[Dostoevsky]

Believe it or not, more than one person has internet in malta



Yeah i posted that when i got home, was a heavy heavy night


--------------Manninger-------------
Zebina-----Legro-------Chiellini--------Grosso
-----------Sissoko----------Melo------------
Candreva----------Diego--------Giovinco/Iaquinta
----------------------Amauri---------

Iaquinta should be on the right if anything.

 

[Holdon]

Where's Chiellini?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Where's Chiellini?

Injury.

 

[Mark]

muscle problem.

 

[Holdon]

Injury.

This season is just

 

[Powis]

i still believe in Juve..

seriuosly chiello wont play against atralanta?