You are more of a talker, not a thinker. Doing more of the latter would make the world feel a lot less 'bizzare' to you I hope. Existentialist crisis is surely better than stupidity, but you are a true Brave Heart type alpha, if indeed Napoli had you worried. I cannot compete, you are too brave and strong willed and now that you've told me you are a fan since we lost - you've got me cock-blocked in the corner, shitting myself.
Also, just a side-note really, but competitive football is drama. Competition is drama. I think even a simpleton would understand this, but its bizzare to you. I have a theory why...