Mancini: "Let's sign the world!"
The manager of Manchester City is convinced that the best solution for the club is to sign all world class players and therefore improve their chances of winning any competition this year. Mancini has around 100 targets, copied from the Castrol Ranking and just handed them to the 'management' - sultan "thats why there are revolutions in the middle east". The health departament in some 3rd world country will be stripped out of cash, but the citizens of this country will be happy knowing that someone in manchester would be wondering which of the 130 stars in the squad to play. It wouldn't matter though, cause everyone else will be playing with kids... Mancini was convinced that if they don't win something after this transfer market, then they can surely buy the boys around the world as well and leave the other teams playing with girls...