Seinfeld quotes (1 Viewer)

IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
#101
Nov 16, 2003
7,039
#101
++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Good! What about this one? :D

"His mother was a mudder?"
"What did I just say?"

Bonus question: who is saying this? :)
Click to expand...
Wasn't that the one where Kramer was betting on horse racing and then was followed on the way back home only to be saved by the cop playing a violin..

The line was uttered by two guys at the track who Kramer was eaves dropping on...

Good One Marty..had me going crazy for a while

Ok here is one

"Who! Who is burning the flag?!"

Bonus: What was Kramer's OTHER name in that episode?
 

Buy on AliExpress.com
Slagathor

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
#102
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#102
The episode "The Puerto Rican day" where Kramer accidently sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire.

His other name in that episode was Pennypacker - a name he came up with to pretend he was interested in buying an appartment just so he could use the toilet :D

EDIT:

Quote: "Babu? Where did they find him?"

(Not completely sure about the spelling of the name)
 
IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
#103
Nov 16, 2003
7,039
#103
++ [ originally posted by Matto ] ++
The episode "The Puerto Rican day" where Kramer accidently sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire.

His other name in that episode was Pennypacker - a name he came up with to pretend he was interested in buying an appartment just so he could use the toilet :D

EDIT:

Quote: "Babu? Where did they find him?"

(Not completely sure about the spelling of the name)
Click to expand...
The final episode(s) where they have Babu Bhatt testify on the stand against the 'gang'!

Ok:

"I had a pony"

Bonus:

Who was Dylan Murphy?
 
The Pado

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
#104
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
#104
The old grandmother from Poland had the pony when she was little girl, and Jerry said "I hate anyone who ever had a pony".

Dylan Murphy was the reclusive white supremecist leader. George pretended to be Murphy so could ride in the limo.
 
IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
#106
Nov 16, 2003
7,039
#106
++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
:LOL: that was funny. The cute Nazi gets onto him :howler:

btw didn't George pretend to be O'Brien?
Click to expand...
Yes George was O'Brien and Jerry made up the name Dylan Murphy? ("why are you O'Brien?!)


OK here is one:

"tippy toe tippy toe"


Bonus: Who was dunking his donuts at dinky donuts?
 
OP
Martin

Martin

Senior Member
Thread Starter #107
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
  • Thread Starter
    • Thread Starter #107
    George went out with this woman, then he called her several times and left messages on her machine, there was no call back. Then he found out she had been out of town and wanted to prevent her from hearing them. He took Jerry up to her apartment to switch the tape in the machine.

    Joe DiMaggio
     
    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

    Inferiority complex
    #108
    Nov 16, 2003
    7,039
    #108
    I'm BEGINNING TO be impressed Marty

    Ok hmmm:

    "Well you listen to me joyboy."

    Bonus:

    (easy) Who sold computers for Frank Costanza?

    (harder) Name the heir to the O'Henry Chocolate bar.

    (mofo hard) Who is Grossbard?
     
    gray

    gray

    Senior Member
    Moderator
    #109
    Apr 22, 2003
    30,260
    #109
    (easy) George takes on Lloyd Braun (spelling?). That's the episode with "SERENITY NOW", who could forget?!

    (harder) sue ellen mishki, the braless wonder!!

    (mofo hard) Grossbard is the dude who Kramer owes $250. At the airport, George wants the Time magazine cos he had a blurb, but he was on the cover :LOL:


    :stress: good ones Nick
     
    OP
    Martin

    Martin

    Senior Member
    Thread Starter #110
    Dec 31, 2000
    56,913
  • Thread Starter
    • Thread Starter #110
    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    I'm BEGINNING TO be impressed Marty

    Ok hmmm:

    "Well you listen to me joyboy."
    Click to expand...
    The library cop

    gray, you are really good at this! :cool:
     
    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

    Inferiority complex
    #112
    Nov 16, 2003
    7,039
    #112
    ++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
    Cheers bro ;)

    I used to sit for half a day at a time watching seinfeld and simpsons marathons :sleepy:
    Click to expand...

    NOT BAD

    Ok some more: I put some thought into these so don't cheat:

    1. Who did George refer to as "the summer me" and what odd habit did this person have?

    2. what deal did Kramer make with the cigarette co. for the effects the smokes had on him?

    3. What book did Jerry still have belonging to the NYC Public Library?

    4. The name of Bizzaro Kramer?

    5. who was jerry's gf kissing (according to George)? (NAME!)


    quote:
    " She called.. He yelled "Cartwright".. I missed it."
     
    OP
    Martin

    Martin

    Senior Member
    Thread Starter #114
    Dec 31, 2000
    56,913
  • Thread Starter
    • Thread Starter #114
    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    NOT BAD

    Ok some more: I put some thought into these so don't cheat:

    1. Who did George refer to as "the summer me" and what odd habit did this person have?

    2. what deal did Kramer make with the cigarette co. for the effects the smokes had on him?

    3. What book did Jerry still have belonging to the NYC Public Library?

    4. The name of Bizzaro Kramer?

    5. who was jerry's gf kissing (according to George)? (NAME!)


    quote:
    " She called.. He yelled "Cartwright".. I missed it."
    Click to expand...
    1. I just can't keep track of all these names. It was the guy that Jerry was friends with as a kid, they went to summer camp together while George went to fat camp. The guy would run into the woods when he was upset.

    2. His face was on a billboard on Times Square.

    3. "Tropic of Cancer"

    4. See #1 :D

    5. His cousin, who works for the parks department, see #5 ;)


    Cartwright: they all (ex-Kramer) went to a Chinese restaurant and waited a long time to get a table


    The library cop is Bookman ;)
     
    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

    Inferiority complex
    #115
    Nov 16, 2003
    7,039
    #115
    ++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++


    1. I just can't keep track of all these names. It was the guy that Jerry was friends with as a kid, they went to summer camp together while George went to fat camp. The guy would run into the woods when he was upset.

    2. His face was on a billboard on Times Square.

    3. "Tropic of Cancer"

    4. See #1 :D

    5. His cousin, who works for the parks department, see #5 ;)


    Cartwright: they all (ex-Kramer) went to a Chinese restaurant and waited a long time to get a table


    The library cop is Bookman ;)
    Click to expand...
    that was like what 20 seconds :stress: Damn you Marty
     
    gray

    gray

    Senior Member
    Moderator
    #116
    Apr 22, 2003
    30,260
    #116
    you bastard martin :fero: I was writing my detailed answers and refreshed the page; u'd answered in less than a minute :irritate:
     
    gray

    gray

    Senior Member
    Moderator
    #118
    Apr 22, 2003
    30,260
    #118
    Okay, i cancelled my post, but for the record:

    1. Fragile Franky

    2. "" ""

    3. "" ""

    4. Fieldman (sp?)

    5. A horse!! George thought it was Jeff, but he wasn't wearing his glasses at the time, so he mistook a horse for cousin Jeffrey
     
    You must log in or register to reply here.

    Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 1)