Seinfeld quotes (1 Viewer)
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Can't believe I've missed that!
YES you guys got ..this was the conversation between Jerry and George after George pushed Eric the Clown, kids and grandmothers out of the way to reach the exit during a small kitchen fire...
Jerry: "So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."
George: "To some degree."
Jerry: "So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."
George: "In a manner of speaking."
Jerry: "Well, that's honest."
George: "She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."
Jerry: "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
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NEXT:
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
Jerry: "So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."
George: "To some degree."
Jerry: "So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."
George: "In a manner of speaking."
Jerry: "Well, that's honest."
George: "She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."
Jerry: "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
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NEXT:
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
"They live under water anyway, you don't need to know anything else"
Anyhow... here's a classic
"I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor"
"They live under water anyway, you don't need to know anything else"
Anyhow... here's a classic
"I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor"
There's an old joke about a bloke drinking in a bar in a really tall building who jumps out the window, and is swept in another window further down the sky-scraper.
He does this three times, between drinks, and finally another punter, fascinated by this, asks him about it. "It's simple," he explains, "the wind currents around the building sweep you in every time."
The random punter wants to try it for himself, and he jumps out the window, falling to his death. The barman says "You know, you're a real bastard when you're drunk, Superman."
He does this three times, between drinks, and finally another punter, fascinated by this, asks him about it. "It's simple," he explains, "the wind currents around the building sweep you in every time."
The random punter wants to try it for himself, and he jumps out the window, falling to his death. The barman says "You know, you're a real bastard when you're drunk, Superman."
Classics:
"He stopped Short."
"I say my ex-boyfriend...I went to his place last night..yada yada yada..."
"IZ you TALKIN TO ME?"
"Did he just TAKE the raisins?"
What are you talking about? How can you sit there and look me in the eye and tell that me you're not worried?! Don't you have any sense?!! Don't you have a brain!? Are you so completely senile that you don't know what you're talkin about anymore!!?!
You know, it is so sad, all your knowledge of high culture comes from bugs bunny cartoons.
"He stopped Short."
"I say my ex-boyfriend...I went to his place last night..yada yada yada..."
"IZ you TALKIN TO ME?"
"Did he just TAKE the raisins?"
What are you talking about? How can you sit there and look me in the eye and tell that me you're not worried?! Don't you have any sense?!! Don't you have a brain!? Are you so completely senile that you don't know what you're talkin about anymore!!?!
You know, it is so sad, all your knowledge of high culture comes from bugs bunny cartoons.
