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Sorry :x
Oh yeah, and most Russians here are Jew too.
Juventino[RUS];3677194 said:
Rabinovich instructs his wife before the party:
- Don’t lay silver spoons on the table!
- Do you think the guests can steal them?
- No, I’m afraid they can recognize them!
Rabinovich it's famous jew character in russian jokes
- Don’t lay silver spoons on the table!
- Do you think the guests can steal them?
- No, I’m afraid they can recognize them!
Rabinovich it's famous jew character in russian jokes
Oh yeah, and most Russians here are Jew too.
Juventino[RUS];3677194 said:
Rabinovich instructs his wife before the party:
- Don’t lay silver spoons on the table!
- Do you think the guests can steal them?
- No, I’m afraid they can recognize them!
Rabinovich it's famous jew character in russian jokes
- Don’t lay silver spoons on the table!
- Do you think the guests can steal them?
- No, I’m afraid they can recognize them!
Rabinovich it's famous jew character in russian jokes
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American client asks the waitress in russian restaurant, "Is your vodka fresh tonight?
"What do you mean 'fresh’, sir?"
"Well, last week I had three bottles here and I was sick the whole day next day…".
"Last time I came home, I was so drunk my own children didn’t recognize me."
"What happened after you sobered up?"
"Well, once I was sober enough, I realized I was in the wrong house."
Lithuanian Rab, RUSsian and australian are walking along the road, all are starving.
They decide to each go their own way and if some of them finds anything he will light a fire. A while later lithuanian spots some smoke coming from the direction of russian. Lithuanian runs towards russian and finds him at the fire grilling a large piece of meat. They start to eat, they eat ..., australian does not appear.
Finally lithuanian says: "I really don't like that australian that much anyway."
Russian answers: "Well, if you don't like him, then don't eat him."
"What do you mean 'fresh’, sir?"
"Well, last week I had three bottles here and I was sick the whole day next day…".
"Last time I came home, I was so drunk my own children didn’t recognize me."
"What happened after you sobered up?"
"Well, once I was sober enough, I realized I was in the wrong house."
Lithuanian Rab, RUSsian and australian are walking along the road, all are starving.
They decide to each go their own way and if some of them finds anything he will light a fire. A while later lithuanian spots some smoke coming from the direction of russian. Lithuanian runs towards russian and finds him at the fire grilling a large piece of meat. They start to eat, they eat ..., australian does not appear.
Finally lithuanian says: "I really don't like that australian that much anyway."
Russian answers: "Well, if you don't like him, then don't eat him."
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Juventino[RUS];3677446 said:
Lithuanian Rab, RUSsian and australian are walking along the road, all are starving.
They decide to each go their own way and if some of them finds anything he will light a fire. A while later lithuanian spots some smoke coming from the direction of russian. Lithuanian runs towards russian and finds him at the fire grilling a large piece of meat. They start to eat, they eat ..., australian does not appear.
Finally lithuanian says: "I really don't like that australian that much anyway."
Russian answers: "Well, if you don't like him, then don't eat him."
They decide to each go their own way and if some of them finds anything he will light a fire. A while later lithuanian spots some smoke coming from the direction of russian. Lithuanian runs towards russian and finds him at the fire grilling a large piece of meat. They start to eat, they eat ..., australian does not appear.
Finally lithuanian says: "I really don't like that australian that much anyway."
Russian answers: "Well, if you don't like him, then don't eat him."
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And it was only part of russian national food but i'm from caucasus and we have another national dishes around here :
It's all from Georgian national food
Khachapuri :toast: with cheese
Adzharian Khachapuri
Khinkali - a bigger version of Pelmeni, little bit different to cook too
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Satsivi souce with chicken
And we have a billion of different types of Shashlik (roasted meat on the grill) - pork, chicken, beef, fish, veal etc.
It's all from Georgian national food
Khachapuri :toast:
with cheese
Adzharian Khachapuri
Khinkali - a bigger version of Pelmeni, little bit different to cook too
Satsivi souce with chicken
And we have a billion of different types of Shashlik (roasted meat on the grill) - pork, chicken, beef, fish, veal etc.