Roberto Pereyra (11 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

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[Pirlo's Beard]

looooool

 

[mukumsplau]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

the things that pass for comedy on here..

 

[Post Ironic]

Juventus to get incredibly lucky and make CL final.

Pereyra to come on as sub in final, in extra time and finally score his first goal in Juventus jersey to win CL, with a stunning strike from 40 yards out. Hero.

Never scores a goal again for Juve after and sold for 2mil after the next season.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Juventus to get incredibly lucky and make CL final.

Pereyra to come on as sub in final, in extra time and finally score his first goal in Juventus jersey to win CL, with a stunning strike from 40 yards out. Hero.

Never scores a goal again for Juve after and sold for 2mil after the next season.

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[Hydde]

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Why that Baby has her mouth covered in milk?

 

[Post Ironic]

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Seriously, though. How amazing would that be?

Can you think of an occurrence like it? A completely useless player winning a champion's league for a team as his first and only goal for the club? Are there any examples of this?

 

[CrimsonianKing]

dat Borriello goal.

If i recall correctly Buffon brainfarted in the last matches of the season and we had Milan breathing down our necks, dat win was fundamental.

 

[zizinho]

dat Borriello goal.

If i recall correctly Buffon brainfarted in the last matches of the season and we had Milan breathing down our necks, dat win was fundamental.

yep. 37th matchday, we were up 1-0 and Buffon makes a bad pass and we concede (Cesena or Novara was it?). thankfully we won the last game at home

 

[GrandeGigi]

yep. 37th matchday, we were up 1-0 and Buffon makes a bad pass and we concede (Cesena or Novara was it?). thankfully we won the last game at home

Gigi's error was against Lecce.
The boriello goal was against cesena.

 

[Post Ironic]

dat Borriello goal.

If i recall correctly Buffon brainfarted in the last matches of the season and we had Milan breathing down our necks, dat win was fundamental.

If only Roma had been level on points with us last year when Osvaldo scored his magnificent strike. It would have been the biggest troll ever.

 

[AlexOB]

It still was.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Damn, that was a good day in the tuz. We laughed like there was no tomorrow.

 

[Scottish]

Did Amauri not score for Parma against Milan that weekend too?

 

[JCK]

Seriously, though. How amazing would that be?

Can you think of an occurrence like it? A completely useless player winning a champion's league for a team as his first and only goal for the club? Are there any examples of this?

No and that's why it will never happen.

 

[GrecoJuve]

Now, Pereyra became useless..hmm, ok.

 

[JCK]

Now? He has always been.

 

[Lion]

How can a useless player have assists

 

[Ocelot]

He can't finish for shit, but he's a decent player otherwise. And I hope he'll improve a bit the remainder of the season, otherwise his fee is a bit hefty.

Still, his transfer proved to be very useful during Pirlo's injury this season, and it wasn't a desastrous or even bad move in general.

 

[Maddy]

He can't finish for shit, but he's a decent player otherwise. And I hope he'll improve a bit the remainder of the season, otherwise his fee is a bit hefty.

Still, his transfer proved to be very useful during Pirlo's injury this season, and it wasn't a desastrous or even bad move in general.

Just too expensive. He's a useful young squad player.