Roberto Pereyra (20 Viewers)

[j0ker]

LET'S not exaggerate, what happens in derbies, decisive matches against competent opposition should matter note that what happens vs the mediocre serie A teams.
But of course we cannot overlook ones career.
Pereyra was never established in a big team and signed vs good opposition, that we failed to dominate and make it easy for him. He is not huge starter material and will never will be, but even such players could become starters under certain circumstances, take bonucci for example, he never was huge material, never will be, but he never had competition for his spot, the team suffers, loses points, games subtitles because of him and yet here he is, he even have some gay fans!

Tell that to @Lion.

 

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[Lion]

what. the. fck. did. i. just. read.

 

[j0ker]

what. the. fck. did. i. just. read.

You just got served.

Gay Bonucci fan.

 

[Lion]

LET'S not exaggerate, what happens in derbies, decisive matches against competent opposition should matter note that what happens vs the mediocre serie A teams.
But of course we cannot overlook ones career.
Pereyra was never established in a big team and signed vs good opposition, that we failed to dominate and make it easy for him. He is not huge starter material and will never will be, but even such players could become starters under certain circumstances, take bonucci for example, he never was huge material, never will be, but he never had competition for his spot, the team suffers, loses points, games subtitles because of him and yet here he is, he even have some gay fans!
If bonucci can be a starter, so can pereyra, it's not like we are competing for anything serious anyway...

 

[piotrr]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[j0ker]

 

[Osman]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[Lion]

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[icemaη]

Says a lot when the voice of reason in a thread is Lion.

 

[JCK]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[Tommy]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[Wings]

Is Cronios human? Trolling effortlessly since kingdom come.

 

[Klin]

indeed he could not. so lets judge him on that. let's forget the earlier games in the season where he did mak a lot of good tackles and interceptios.


any other knee jerking you want to do? perhaps we should sell licht because he cant cross a ball? maybe vidal too since he is shit? lets sell chiellini and bonucci while at it. in fact lets sell every single player after they make a mistake. let's also change our names to inter milan

Actually we should really sell Licht.

 

[K.O.]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[Roman]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Is Cronios human? Trolling effortlessly since kingdom come.

He is the god of trolling. He has truly made it into an art form.

 

[Hust]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[Ocelot]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Juventus have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
On the first day of training, Allegri picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English/Italian plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Allegri but I actually speak very good English and i'm fluent in Italian" to which Max replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Pereyra."

Best joke of 2014