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POST OF THE YEARRRRRR!!! 
PADO
True Story:
There I was waiting tables at a Rome trattoria in the summer of 1992 when two Lazio youth team members came in and sat in my section. Alessandro Nesta ordered the casa al forno and Marco Materazzi ordered the Linguini with meatballs alfredo. When I served these two cafones their meals I simply said "enjoy" and began to leave. Then Materazzi says, "I'd rather enjoy your sister." So, enraged and being a bit of a pyschopath, I headbutted Marco back to the stoneage. Then he beat the shit out of me. I don't even have a sister.
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http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1170332&posted=1#post1170332
PADO
True Story:
There I was waiting tables at a Rome trattoria in the summer of 1992 when two Lazio youth team members came in and sat in my section. Alessandro Nesta ordered the casa al forno and Marco Materazzi ordered the Linguini with meatballs alfredo. When I served these two cafones their meals I simply said "enjoy" and began to leave. Then Materazzi says, "I'd rather enjoy your sister." So, enraged and being a bit of a pyschopath, I headbutted Marco back to the stoneage. Then he beat the shit out of me. I don't even have a sister.
:rofl2:
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1170332&posted=1#post1170332
Azzurri7 said:
POST OF THE YEARRRRRR!!!
PADO
True Story:
There I was waiting tables at a Rome trattoria in the summer of 1992 when two Lazio youth team members came in and sat in my section. Alessandro Nesta ordered the casa al forno and Marco Materazzi ordered the Linguini with meatballs alfredo. When I served these two cafones their meals I simply said "enjoy" and began to leave. Then Materazzi says, "I'd rather enjoy your sister." So, enraged and being a bit of a pyschopath, I headbutted Marco back to the stoneage. Then he beat the shit out of me. I don't even have a sister.
:rofl2:
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1170332&posted=1#post1170332
PADO
True Story:
There I was waiting tables at a Rome trattoria in the summer of 1992 when two Lazio youth team members came in and sat in my section. Alessandro Nesta ordered the casa al forno and Marco Materazzi ordered the Linguini with meatballs alfredo. When I served these two cafones their meals I simply said "enjoy" and began to leave. Then Materazzi says, "I'd rather enjoy your sister." So, enraged and being a bit of a pyschopath, I headbutted Marco back to the stoneage. Then he beat the shit out of me. I don't even have a sister.
:rofl2:
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1170332&posted=1#post1170332
Who else than the Boz :rofl2: :rofl2:
I laughed soo much today, but this one almost killed me
Ibra and Adriano are lamenting their teams loss and having their first marital fight when the phone rings
Zlatty-"hello, zlatty speaking"
Fabby-"zlatty baby are you ok?you sound upset"
Zlatty-"oh, its the emperor, he is saying i was a silly bitch last night for getting sent off"
fabby-"the emperor?you mean adriano?"
Zlatty-"yes he makes me call him that. i only went with him on the rebound fabby my love, i thought you had deserted me"
fabby-"no my ungainly spunk-bucket, i was working on a plan to get you here. you know that you are the only man for me, well and tonino,emo and the rest are poor substitutes to your mighty man-meat"
Zlatty-"oh baby i cant wait to hold you again"
Fabby-"listen i need to ask you something, have you been talking to anyone?"
Zlatty-"i talk to people all the time"
fabby-"no i mean...about what happened over the last 2 years. i have recieved a call from a mysterious man who claims that i am being watched"
Zlatty-"you mean deep throat?all i know is......"
suddenly the phone is ripped from zlatty and fabby hears slapping noises
Adriano-"give me the phone you little fairy, fabio if you call here again i am gonna shove my foot so far up your ass that you will be tasting laces for a month"
the phone slams down
fabby-"hello, hello...damn"
will fabby ever find out who the mysterious deep throat is?what is his level of involvment?is zlatan trapped in a loveless,violent marraige?when will lapo invite fabby to his next tranny party?stay glued for the next instalment
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18501&page=4
I laughed soo much today, but this one almost killed me
Ibra and Adriano are lamenting their teams loss and having their first marital fight when the phone rings
Zlatty-"hello, zlatty speaking"
Fabby-"zlatty baby are you ok?you sound upset"
Zlatty-"oh, its the emperor, he is saying i was a silly bitch last night for getting sent off"
fabby-"the emperor?you mean adriano?"
Zlatty-"yes he makes me call him that. i only went with him on the rebound fabby my love, i thought you had deserted me"
fabby-"no my ungainly spunk-bucket, i was working on a plan to get you here. you know that you are the only man for me, well and tonino,emo and the rest are poor substitutes to your mighty man-meat"
Zlatty-"oh baby i cant wait to hold you again"
Fabby-"listen i need to ask you something, have you been talking to anyone?"
Zlatty-"i talk to people all the time"
fabby-"no i mean...about what happened over the last 2 years. i have recieved a call from a mysterious man who claims that i am being watched"
Zlatty-"you mean deep throat?all i know is......"
suddenly the phone is ripped from zlatty and fabby hears slapping noises
Adriano-"give me the phone you little fairy, fabio if you call here again i am gonna shove my foot so far up your ass that you will be tasting laces for a month"
the phone slams down
fabby-"hello, hello...damn"
will fabby ever find out who the mysterious deep throat is?what is his level of involvment?is zlatan trapped in a loveless,violent marraige?when will lapo invite fabby to his next tranny party?stay glued for the next instalment
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18501&page=4
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