Andy is Good at writting,he can tell you exactly what he is thinking in the best way, he can describe it right.But many times he is very biased,specially when it comes to Zlatan and Del piero thing,and Capello of course,Like I mentioned earlier.
Stuart,is kinda like that,but more objective,I would add him in the list,no problem.
As for me,I think,I am objective,I don't think with my dick when Juve is losing 3-0 or we are playing a boring match,I am relaxed.I would look at the positive sides also of the player,what he did in 90 minutes,and not just the goals or assists.
If this thing was about writting long paragraphs about each players,i wouldn't nominate myself.Because English is my 4th language or so,I wouldn't writte it in good english the toughts in my head.