Paulo Dybala (101 Viewers)

[Hust]

A guy that will do anything to please a girl in the hopes that he will get "lucky".

It later evolved or became a casual meaning for, "being a die-hard fan of" someone no matter what they do right or wrong.

Examples of a simp:

Girl (probably drop dead like 8/10 or a solid 9/10) : Omg I loved Allegri's performance last night, ya'll being so harsh on him.

Simp (that probably doesn't necessarily agree with her, but...) : Ya, I know right? I mean I don't get the hate either, he's won us so many trophies. Just because Pirlo did it last year and won two trophies, doesn't mean Allegri isn't the GOAT.

Girl: Yuck! Don't every say Pirlo, dude. Ever. What a lame ass loooozerrrrr.

Simp: I'm so sorry, yaa I never liked Pirlo to begin with, neither as a player nor a coach.

Girl: STFU what is wrong with you? Pirlo was the best midfielder ever. I think he sucks as a coach tho.

Simp: Yeah come to think of it, he was actually a good player, but yeah, he sucked balls as a coach. I'm glad we reached an agreement here.


etc...

simp = B81 (Dybala) - reason

 

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[Bianconero81]

simp = B81 (Dybala) - reason

Does that make you a Cheesio Simp or Dai a Bonucci Simp?

 

[IliveForJuve]

I'll say it again, he never was the same player after he got cunt-struck by Oriana

 

[Hust]

Does that make you a Cheesio Simp or Dai a Bonucci Simp?

Me, Cheesio? Absolutely

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At least Cheesio is a legend.

 

[Bianconero81]

Me, Cheesio? Absolutely

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At least Cheesio is a legend.

Dybala, an all time top 10 scorer for the club, is also a legend, unless he goes to Inter.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I'll say it again, he never was the same player after he got cunt-struck by Oriana

Help him see the light, there's still time.

 

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[Xperd]

Take B81 with you

 

[Bianconero81]

Take B81 with you

Never. You're stuck with me you chapati munching motherfucker

In all seriousness, I love the guy, but he's no Del Piero, Baggio or Zidane. He's dead to me if he goes to The Merda Cunts.

 

[Powis]

Two months ago Dybala to Inter would have sounded insane and now he's probably going there. Damn, this game is wild.

 

[Brny44]

Who's gonna break his legs next year on the pitch, we wont have chiello no more...

 

[Elvin]

Never. You're stuck with me you chapati munching motherfucker

In all seriousness, I love the guy, but he's no Del Piero, Baggio or Zidane. He's dead to me if he goes to The Merda Cunts.

was it worth fighting with your Tuz friends over this pussy?

 

[Stephan]

How exactly he fits in at Inter. His not replacing Dzeko who replaced Lukaku. They already have Martinez who does the Dybala role and better at it. Seems like a luxury signing.

 

[Elvin]

How exactly he fits in at Inter. His not replacing Dzeko who replaced Lukaku. They already have Martinez who does the Dybala role and better at it. Seems like a luxury signing.

it will be like the Hazard signing, except Hazard was twice the player.

 

[Juve92]

it will be like the Hazard signing, except Hazard was thrice the player.

Fixed

 

[ggnoree]

I have a feeling that many people will be disappointed when Dybala leaves but the club is not magically fixed. Seems like many fans burdened all their expectations for success on Dybala and then get disappointed whenever Juve loses and he is an easy target to blame

 

[unnamed]

Dybala is least of our problem. His contract should be extended.

 

[AOD4]

Dybala situation is almost similar to Calhanoglu when leaving Milan.
Hope Juve as a team can also have similar all round positive impact when he leaves.

 

[icemaη]

How exactly he fits in at Inter. His not replacing Dzeko who replaced Lukaku. They already have Martinez who does the Dybala role and better at it. Seems like a luxury signing.

They'll cash out on Martinez.

 

[Bianconero81]

was it worth fighting with your Tuz friends over this pussy?

You are not my friend. Just because we support the same team doesn't mean we have to like each other. The same goes for Juve 92. Both of you are not my friends.

I have no issues with XPerd - it's just banter.

Hust, one of the biggest Dybala detractors on here, is actually my friend, even though we disagree on may things, Dybala included.