Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread (12 Viewers)
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Haha, you got banned? There's a f***in surprise.
I'll be out soon too. That's ok though. I got a mentally ill mod after me. He's following me around and quotes my posts with little sarcastic and nasty remarks.
The best thing he did, and this is truly beautiful.
He insults me out of nowhere. I get him and he goes on the defence. Then during the night he removes the insulting post he made and gives a statement.
"ONE MORE post that is offtopic within this thread will receive a yellow card and subsequent points against your account. So, stickyicky, feel free to keep on going."
Isn't that just great? First you insult the guy for no reason, then you delete your post to try to cover it up, and then you threaten to ban him if he doesn't stop talking about it.
That's just great moderation right there.
I'll be out soon too. That's ok though. I got a mentally ill mod after me. He's following me around and quotes my posts with little sarcastic and nasty remarks.
The best thing he did, and this is truly beautiful.
He insults me out of nowhere. I get him and he goes on the defence. Then during the night he removes the insulting post he made and gives a statement.
"ONE MORE post that is offtopic within this thread will receive a yellow card and subsequent points against your account. So, stickyicky, feel free to keep on going."
Isn't that just great? First you insult the guy for no reason, then you delete your post to try to cover it up, and then you threaten to ban him if he doesn't stop talking about it.
That's just great moderation right there.
Stickyicky said:
Haha, you got banned? There's a f***in surprise.
I'll be out soon too. That's ok though. I got a mentally ill mod after me. He's following me around and quotes my posts with little sarcastic and nasty remarks.
The best thing he did, and this is truly beautiful.
He insults me out of nowhere. I get him and he goes on the defence. Then during the night he removes the insulting post he made and gives a statement.
"ONE MORE post that is offtopic within this thread will receive a yellow card and subsequent points against your account. So, stickyicky, feel free to keep on going."
Isn't that just great? First you insult the guy for no reason, then you delete your post to try to cover it up, and then you threaten to ban him if he doesn't stop talking about it.
That's just great moderation right there.
I'll be out soon too. That's ok though. I got a mentally ill mod after me. He's following me around and quotes my posts with little sarcastic and nasty remarks.
The best thing he did, and this is truly beautiful.
He insults me out of nowhere. I get him and he goes on the defence. Then during the night he removes the insulting post he made and gives a statement.
"ONE MORE post that is offtopic within this thread will receive a yellow card and subsequent points against your account. So, stickyicky, feel free to keep on going."
Isn't that just great? First you insult the guy for no reason, then you delete your post to try to cover it up, and then you threaten to ban him if he doesn't stop talking about it.
That's just great moderation right there.
snoop said:
his CRIME was to comment that line about Arabs, after that you wouldn't behave any better If the whole forum was atacking you. other than that, he seems ok guy. but his other Huge crime is being a Zlatanist I am afraid umpkin:
umpkin:
what a mess this thread has become, guys if you cant agree just ignore the thread. now not even the most blinded of zlatan fan can truly say that he had a good season, he was a shadow of the man who played so well in his first season. hopefully he will have a good world cup, as will trezi and ale and next year the whole team will show that we dont need the help of anyone to take the title and claim our 3rd star
exactly thats why i do not slate him completely, the roma and inter games he was very good but, unfortunately the good was outweighed by the bad. to be completely honest i dont think that anyone here acctually hates him, it is simply frustration. frustration that he was playing so poor, frustration as we know what he is capable of and frustrated that capello continually played a player so out of sorts when our captain was in superb form but kept on the bench. i, for one hope that next year we see a revitalised zlatan, as i have said often remember that kaka had a poor second season in milan........
Well g'day again Gipsykid7 and Geeks, who I see couldn't let go of their obsession for me even though I wasn't present on this forum for a few weeks. C'mon guys, why is it that I had such a great impact on you two? I mean, I'm just the ordinary forum visitor with a modest 1.34 posts a day to my name, while y'all are among the big stars of this place with your impressive 20-30-ish posts a day.
Which is why I find it funny that you stalk me.
It's not that we're biased against Zlatan, but until yesterday, he kept his bad form...
If you don't believe me, just read this article...
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No show, Ibrahimovic
WHATEVER John Carew can do with a football, I can do it with an orange.
And he proved this boast. With the fruit, socks, golf balls and tennis balls.
Even with chewing gum, which he juggled it several times before hoofing it back into his mouth in a boot advertisement.
But now, Zlatan Ibrahimovic is in danger of running out of steam before the biggest show on earth.
Against Chile yesterday morning (Singapore time), he was so anonymous that it will give his countrymen something to chew about before their World Cup opening match against Trinidad and Tobago on Saturday.
With Henrik Larsson into the twilight of his career and Freddie Ljungberg struggling with a foot injury, the Juventus superstar is Sweden's brightest hope for glory in Germany though questions will have to be raised about his current form.
In his debut season for the Old Lady in 2004/05, the striker impressed with a 16-goal output and otherworldly skills.
OUT OF SORTS
That run screeched to a halt this term, with the Swede of Serbian and Croatian parentage looking increasingly out of sorts and watching his goal tally slashed to just seven strikes.
More worryingly, the 24-year-old is also sucked into the corruption storm that had engulfed the Turin club in the wake of the taped conversations involving Juve general manager Luciano Moggi.
When asked if the scandal had affected his form, Sweden's best player laughed off the suggestions, replying that his slump had more to do with eating too much pasta and gaining weight than having sleepless nights.
Whatever the real reason is, what is indeed true is that the man who can perform such jaw-dropping tricks was totally off-colour in the 1-1 draw against Chile.
Given a full 90 minutes to prove his worth, Ibrahimovic looked detached from the action and never threatened at all.
His only notable contribution was threading a clever through ball in the 22nd minute for the overlapping run of Ljungberg only for the Arsenal man to shoot straight at the goalkeeper.
With Sweden looking short of ideas, just like they did in the 0-0 midweek draw against Finland, they will rely more than ever on the maverick but he seemed to have lost his divine spark.
Even when he was given one final chance to redeem himself two minutes into stoppage time as Mathias Jonson's angled drive flashed across an empty goal, Ibrahimovic's instinct had deserted him by then as he watched helplessly just a few metres away.
With England seemingly able to cope with Wayne Rooney's injury, the race is now on to see who will grab the other ticket out of Group B.
Against Chile, Sweden coach Lars Lagerback fielded what was thought to be his strongest team but it was a line-up laced with problems.
Tobias Linderoth was given the runaround by the fleet-footed Chileans throughout. Anders Svensson, in the playmaker role, was a virtual passenger and will be a serious liability should he continue in this vein of form.
Only Larrson, who opened the scoring by ramming home a ferocious 20 metre free-kick in the 32nd minute and substitute Kim Kallstrom, whose surging runs from midfield had just earned him a move from Rennes to Lyon, warranted any praise.
Tell that to the Swedes, and football fans the world over. They will want to see the man who can juggle a piece of chewing gum performing similar stunts in Germany.
But given his poor show against Chile, he might even have problems juggling a ball now.
By Wang Meng Meng
June 05, 2006
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/sports/story/0,4136,107770,00.html
If you don't believe me, just read this article...
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No show, Ibrahimovic
WHATEVER John Carew can do with a football, I can do it with an orange.
And he proved this boast. With the fruit, socks, golf balls and tennis balls.
Even with chewing gum, which he juggled it several times before hoofing it back into his mouth in a boot advertisement.
But now, Zlatan Ibrahimovic is in danger of running out of steam before the biggest show on earth.
Against Chile yesterday morning (Singapore time), he was so anonymous that it will give his countrymen something to chew about before their World Cup opening match against Trinidad and Tobago on Saturday.
With Henrik Larsson into the twilight of his career and Freddie Ljungberg struggling with a foot injury, the Juventus superstar is Sweden's brightest hope for glory in Germany though questions will have to be raised about his current form.
In his debut season for the Old Lady in 2004/05, the striker impressed with a 16-goal output and otherworldly skills.
OUT OF SORTS
That run screeched to a halt this term, with the Swede of Serbian and Croatian parentage looking increasingly out of sorts and watching his goal tally slashed to just seven strikes.
More worryingly, the 24-year-old is also sucked into the corruption storm that had engulfed the Turin club in the wake of the taped conversations involving Juve general manager Luciano Moggi.
When asked if the scandal had affected his form, Sweden's best player laughed off the suggestions, replying that his slump had more to do with eating too much pasta and gaining weight than having sleepless nights.
Whatever the real reason is, what is indeed true is that the man who can perform such jaw-dropping tricks was totally off-colour in the 1-1 draw against Chile.
Given a full 90 minutes to prove his worth, Ibrahimovic looked detached from the action and never threatened at all.
His only notable contribution was threading a clever through ball in the 22nd minute for the overlapping run of Ljungberg only for the Arsenal man to shoot straight at the goalkeeper.
With Sweden looking short of ideas, just like they did in the 0-0 midweek draw against Finland, they will rely more than ever on the maverick but he seemed to have lost his divine spark.
Even when he was given one final chance to redeem himself two minutes into stoppage time as Mathias Jonson's angled drive flashed across an empty goal, Ibrahimovic's instinct had deserted him by then as he watched helplessly just a few metres away.
With England seemingly able to cope with Wayne Rooney's injury, the race is now on to see who will grab the other ticket out of Group B.
Against Chile, Sweden coach Lars Lagerback fielded what was thought to be his strongest team but it was a line-up laced with problems.
Tobias Linderoth was given the runaround by the fleet-footed Chileans throughout. Anders Svensson, in the playmaker role, was a virtual passenger and will be a serious liability should he continue in this vein of form.
Only Larrson, who opened the scoring by ramming home a ferocious 20 metre free-kick in the 32nd minute and substitute Kim Kallstrom, whose surging runs from midfield had just earned him a move from Rennes to Lyon, warranted any praise.
Tell that to the Swedes, and football fans the world over. They will want to see the man who can juggle a piece of chewing gum performing similar stunts in Germany.
But given his poor show against Chile, he might even have problems juggling a ball now.
By Wang Meng Meng
June 05, 2006
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/sports/story/0,4136,107770,00.html
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