Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread (22 Viewers)

[Seven]

Congrats 7....Sticky is the new you!! Now we have someone we could pick on instead of you

He's a lot dumber and doesn't come up with valid arguments though..

 

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[Stickyicky]

Congrats 7....Sticky is the new you!! Now we have someone we could pick on instead of you

You mean you could try...

 

[Stickyicky]

He's a lot dumber and doesn't come up with valid arguments though..

:rofl2: Valid arguments

 

[Seven]

:rofl2: Valid arguments

You don't even come up with arguments at all.

You're such a pathetic lowlife. What's the aim of you being here? What are you trying to achieve? If you want to annoy us by being a Zlatan fan, you admit Zlatan sucked this season. If you're just a genuine Zlatan fan, then defend him with arguments.

 

[Rami]

You mean you could try...

I could but won't succeed...me being Arab and all

 

[Zé Tahir]

Icky what part of Sweden are you from? You know Rosengård has a lot of Arabs.

 

[Seven]

I bet he's from somewhere where it's cold and dark.

 

[Stickyicky]

You don't even come up with arguments at all.

You're such a pathetic lowlife. What's the aim of you being here? What are you trying to achieve? If you want to annoy us by being a Zlatan fan, you admit Zlatan sucked this season. If you're just a genuine Zlatan fan, then defend him with arguments.

Issues , my guess is mom didn't hug you enough when you we're a baby.

I have no time for you.

 

[Seven]

Issues , my guess is mom didn't hug you enough when you we're a baby.

I have no time for you.

She didn't call me Sticky Icky though.

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

Zlatan: I'm out of shape
By Simon Fudge | Sunday 04th

Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic has remarkably admitted to never being in worst physical shape as a player.

The Juventus hit-man has been preparing with the Sweden squad for their World Cup Group B campaign against Trinidad & Tobago, Paraguay and England.

The former Malmo and Ajax hit-man struggled for form with The Old Lady this past season, despite Juve claiming the Serie A title.

Though manager Lars Lagerback is likely to start Ibrahimovic up front with Henrik Larsson in Germany, the goalscorer says dieting on Italian pasta has affected his fitness.

"I have never been so out of shape," Ibrahimovic said.

"I'm really struggling to find my form again.

"I get the feeling Italian food is not for me."

 

[Stickyicky]

She didn't call me Sticky Icky though.

That's because she didn't call you anything, she sold you to a pawn shop a couple of days after your birth and then just forgot to recollect.

 

[tassard]

Zlatan: I'm out of shape
By Simon Fudge | Sunday 04th

Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic has remarkably admitted to never being in worst physical shape as a player.

The Juventus hit-man has been preparing with the Sweden squad for their World Cup Group B campaign against Trinidad & Tobago, Paraguay and England.

The former Malmo and Ajax hit-man struggled for form with The Old Lady this past season, despite Juve claiming the Serie A title.

Though manager Lars Lagerback is likely to start Ibrahimovic up front with Henrik Larsson in Germany, the goalscorer says dieting on Italian pasta has affected his fitness.

"I have never been so out of shape," Ibrahimovic said.

"I'm really struggling to find my form again.

"I get the feeling Italian food is not for me."

was that a hint?

 

[Bjerknes]

You don't even come up with arguments at all.

You're such a pathetic lowlife. What's the aim of you being here? What are you trying to achieve? If you want to annoy us by being a Zlatan fan, you admit Zlatan sucked this season. If you're just a genuine Zlatan fan, then defend him with arguments.

149 posts of utter crap. Either he doesn't care to give decent arguments or he does not have the intelligence to do so. Probably a bit of both.

 

[flieeeekke]

get off his case, i like icky

 

[Azzurri7]

.....and I still play better than Zlatan.

End of story.

 

[BooQy]

HE'S NOT A TRUE JUVENTUS PLAYER

i agree, but i don't hate him.

 

[Azzurri7]

I can't forget these days when me and Seven used to play against Zlatan and his mates... remmber seven?? the good old days, when we tought him how to chew a gum and play with it like an orange...ahh good days dont last. Look what he has become now...an arrogant selfish player(thats seven's fault)...not liked by the Juve fans..Juventu.com forums having lot of Estebears and Stickyicky fans around which is really sad....letting a defender(Cannavaro) scoring more than him for a good period of time.

 

[peckface]

Was that necessary?

 

[Azzurri7]

Was that necessary?

you tell me

 

[Seven]

I can't forget these days when me and Seven used to play against Zlatan and his mates... remmber seven?? the good old days, when we tought him how to chew a gum and play with it like an orange...ahh good days dont last. Look what he has become now...an arrogant selfish player(thats seven's fault)...not liked by the Juve fans..Juventu.com forums having lot of Estebears and Stickyicky fans around which is really sad....letting a defender(Cannavaro) scoring more than him for a good period of time.

I was so stupid in telling him he was alright. He took it completely the wrong way. Suddenly he started making fun of his friends telling them I said he was great. The guy has lost it ever since really.

Worst part is that he couldn't score back then either. I suppose he got his orange obsession during those days as well. He always wanted to play with one of those orange balls that you use when it's snowing, even though it was always around 25°C.