Nicolò Fagioli (70 Viewers)

[Alen]

Unforgettable performance. One for the history books. I can't stop watching this video.
But maybe it's smarter to take it down, because we don't want scouts from City or Real to watch this one man show.

 

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[Seven]

Unforgettable performance. One for the history books. I can't stop watching this video.
But maybe it's smarter to take it down, because we don't want scouts from City or Real to watch this one man show.

Trademark Fagioli performance.

0 assists, 0 goals. Perfect.

 

[Juve92]

He is a snitch, which means he is mentally fragile.

Will end up at a midtable team. Bookmark this.

 

[Huidada]

Unforgettable performance. One for the history books. I can't stop watching this video.
But maybe it's smarter to take it down, because we don't want scouts from City or Real to watch this one man show.

fagyou
What about Barca? Will they buy?

 

[Seven]

He is a snitch, which means he is mentally fragile.

Will end up at a midtable team. Bookmark this.

Honestly at this point I'm thinking he's just on our roster, because John Elkann gets off on a Juventus player sucking his dick.

I mean, Elkann was born into one of the wealthiest families on Earth and is Gianni Agnelli's chosen heir. There's bound to be all sort of fucked up shit floating around in his head. Maybe some of it has to with dwarves. Maybe sometimes he wants to say 'momma' to big Jamaican women who crush him. And I guess, sometimes, he wants an angelfaced boy in a Juve shirt to suck him off. Surely that is the only possible explanation of why we are keeping a bang average player, who was guilty of criminal behaviour and racked up debt with the mafia. Look, I'm not here to judge. But Fagioli could still do all of that and play for Genoa. That's barely 170 kilometers from Turin, that's nothing in a Ferrari or a private jet.

 

[Alen]

Trademark Fagioli performance.

0 assists, 0 goals. Perfect.

Just look at these fags here jerking off on a nothing performance. A nothing performance. He did literally nothing.

Passing% - 83.8%. 3rd worst in our team
Key passes - 0 (zero)
Accurate crosses - 0 (zero)
Through balls - 0 (zero)
Tackles - 1 (yeeeee)
Interceptions - 0 (zero)
Whoscored rating - 2nd worst player in Juventus.

"But Alen, look how much better we became once he replaced Locatelli!"

1. An autistic donkey will make a team better if it replaces Locatelli.
2. How much better? We sucked real bad till the end and if they didn't score an owngoal this would have been our worst performance of the season.

But what to expect from a bunch of 17 year olds who think they know football because they watched Yamal at the EUROs....

 

[DAiDEViL]

This thread is weird. Ya'll weird.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Just look at these fags here jerking off on a nothing performance. A nothing performance. He did literally nothing.

Passing% - 83.8%. 3rd worst in our team
Key passes - 0 (zero)
Accurate crosses - 0 (zero)
Through balls - 0 (zero)
Tackles - 1 (yeeeee)
Interceptions - 0 (zero)
Whoscored rating - 2nd worst player in Juventus.

"But Alen, look how much better we became once he replaced Locatelli!"

1. An autistic donkey will make a team better if it replaces Locatelli.
2. How much better? We sucked real bad till the end and if they didn't score an owngoal this would have been our worst performance of the season.

But what to expect from a bunch of 17 year olds who think they know football because they watched Yamal at the EUROs....

@Lion

Is how mad Alen is making you happy? You observing this?

 

[Rockets]

You can see tuz opinions have really polarized on him, which is ... normal I guess lol.

 

[Alen]

A nothing player.

Waiting for the highlights

 

[Bjerknes]

I can't defend the guy much more either. He was completely nonexistent, didn't impose himself at all, and barely even showed for the ball in much of the match. Stiller was easily the best midfielder on the park tonight, made Fags his bitch on a few occasions. Time to move on from him.

 

[DanielSz]

4 key passes by the entire squad and he had 3 of them. Hardly the issue.

 

[Alen]

4 key passes by the entire squad and he had 3 of them. Hardly the issue.

 

[juvesince96]

Can we swap him with Rovella

 

[Stevie]

He fucked about too much tonight need to keep it more simple. Very wasteful.

I like him and rate him though. Hopefully this gives him and the rest of the team a kick up the ass.

 

[Sadomin]

He's a useful squad player with his technique, but clearly not the main man for where we want to be.

 

[Alen]

He was just terrible as a deep-lying playmaker. He wasn't really useful when he was moved in a more attacking role once Loca came in, but at least it wasn't as terrible as it was when he played in front of the defense.
Motta made so many strange and bad choices tonight.

 

[Hydde]

Liked what i saw of him today. For the first time in his juve stint, i really saw a more physical side of his game and he was not carded this time. Put the eefort but the rest of the team was off. Failed a couple passes, but again, today the team was a disaster.

Was funny that in the first half, there was one play wehere savona and Chico were inmobile and fagiole was like "come on dudes at least try to find spaces..."

he was mad-.

 

[Wings]

Liked what i saw of him today. For the first time in his juve stint, i really saw a more physical side of his game and he was not carded this time. Put the eefort but the rest of the team was off. Failed a couple passes, but again, today the team was a disaster.

Was funny that in the first half, there was one play wehere savona and Chico were inmobile and fagiole was like "come on dudes at least try to find spaces..."

he was mad-.

That was him being physical?

 

[Juve92]

Overrated junk..