Nick Against the World (58 Viewers)

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Padovano said:
Swag, what is that 1,000 points I have; and how does it compare to the 0 Bank balance?
I think Marty got loaded a couple nights ago and went out with a number of Swedish stewardesses before going back online to change a few things. :cool:

Actually, your guess is as good as mine.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,366
ßömßärdiër said:
Points are vcash, and the bank is where you can deposit and withdraw your cash.





I am sitting here watching Sin City, this is one of the sickest movies ever.
Sin City is just amazing.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,366
True story: The other day me and my buddy Enron were cruising in the car, a cop stops us:

Cop: Give me your papers.
Enron: Excuse me sir, but how do you expect us to roll then?
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
TRUE STORY:

Yesterday, I was ass fooking my buddy Enron. All of sudden, Logan starts banging on the door, yelling "Let me in, I know what you're doing in there." So, we stopped, got some clothes on and I opened the door. Logan was really pissed and she said, "I know you were ass fooking my man." Of course I denied it and told her she was jealous and crazy and that is a bad combo. Then, Logan pulled out my wang and it was covered with shit and I really had nothing at that point, so I said, "Nick was over and he plugged up the toilet. It was the only thing I could find to unclog the pipes."
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,781
Padovano said:
TRUE STORY:

Yesterday, I was ass fooking my buddy Enron. All of sudden, Logan starts banging on the door, yelling "Let me in, I know what you're doing in there." So, we stopped, got some clothes on and I opened the door. Logan was really pissed and she said, "I know you were ass fooking my man." Of course I denied it and told her she was jealous and crazy and that is a bad combo. Then, Logan pulled out my wang and it was covered with shit and I really had nothing at that point, so I said, "Nick was over and he plugged up the toilet. It was the only thing I could find to unclog the pipes."

so who got the dirty sanchez?
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,366
Padovano said:
TRUE STORY:

Yesterday, I was ass fooking my buddy Enron. All of sudden, Logan starts banging on the door, yelling "Let me in, I know what you're doing in there." So, we stopped, got some clothes on and I opened the door. Logan was really pissed and she said, "I know you were ass fooking my man." Of course I denied it and told her she was jealous and crazy and that is a bad combo. Then, Logan pulled out my wang and it was covered with shit and I really had nothing at that point, so I said, "Nick was over and he plugged up the toilet. It was the only thing I could find to unclog the pipes."
How did you deny it at first?
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,659
Padovano said:
TRUE STORY:

Yesterday, I was ass fooking my buddy Enron. All of sudden, Logan starts banging on the door, yelling "Let me in, I know what you're doing in there." So, we stopped, got some clothes on and I opened the door. Logan was really pissed and she said, "I know you were ass fooking my man." Of course I denied it and told her she was jealous and crazy and that is a bad combo. Then, Logan pulled out my wang and it was covered with shit and I really had nothing at that point, so I said, "Nick was over and he plugged up the toilet. It was the only thing I could find to unclog the pipes."
:lol:
 

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