Loganopolous said:
I'm sitting here browsing a July 1988 Penthouse which Burke provided me, and its interesting to the note the story of the prototypical hypocrite Jimmy Swaggert...the man who preached against pornography, however, loved it himself. He's my hero.
I remember back around the late 80s, there was this massive U.S. government commission report on pornography. They sold it in bookstores a la the 9/11 Commission Report, though it didn't nearly have the same relevance and readership.
Inside was contained a classification ontology of all forms of pornography with shoes, dogs, sheep, children, man, woman, ape, Oldsmobile, etc., ever imagined. And it was put together by a bunch of conservative Christians to chronicle all the evil of it.
But to see this thing in the bookstore shelves and turn a few pages, you couldn't help but get the ultra creepy feeling that these guys were all closet gay child ferret porn lovers and got off on compiling all of this.
Indeed, the people who rail most against something are often its most guilty offenders.
Meaning there must secretly be a lot of posters here with the secret hots for Capello.
EDIT: found it! It was called the Meese Report. Thank you :google:
http://www.porn-report.com/