TRUE STORY:
Yesterday, I was ass fooking my buddy Enron. All of sudden, Logan starts banging on the door, yelling "Let me in, I know what you're doing in there." So, we stopped, got some clothes on and I opened the door. Logan was really pissed and she said, "I know you were ass fooking my man." Of course I denied it and told her she was jealous and crazy and that is a bad combo. Then, Logan pulled out my wang and it was covered with shit and I really had nothing at that point, so I said, "Nick was over and he plugged up the toilet. It was the only thing I could find to unclog the pipes."