++ [ originally posted by jaecole
] ++
Let me lighten the mood at my own expense.
I was in the bar watching the game, at half time I went to the toilet. A guy I've know from school was in there, we never liked each other but at the time we shared the same circle of friends so we put up with each other, anyway he was going nuts in the toilet punching the wall and stuff, I guess the game got to him. I told him to stop punching the wall before he hurt his hand, he squared up to me and started talking crap and whatever. I told him to leave it and went and washed my hands. He punched me on the back of the head (pretty fvcking hard) and I smashed my head of the mirror (no it didnt break). It was a double blow I went right down, almost knocked out then he kicked me a few times in the ribs so the girl (avatar girl) I was with (unisex toilets for the other readers, one of those classy places you know

) tried to stop him so he pushed her to the ground and left, she wasn't hurt but got covered in beer that was over the ground.
After finding my feet again, we went to leave. I had a little blood on my head so the bouncers kicked me out (and yeah I really mean kicked me out across the road head first. A little over the top IMO but anyways). I got the girl a taxi, she had to go home because she was soaked. I wanted to watch the rest of the game so I went to another bar, cleaned up and met some people. I was in major pain, my ribs were killing so I had some drinks (I had quit :groan

. A mixture of better result on the football and increased pain led to more drinks.
A girl wouldn't go away. I tried to lose her but she didn't take the hint. Somehow we ended up kissing. (fvck). I was such an idiot for that

.
Avatar girl phoned me to see if I was ok and where I was, I told her I had kissed the girl (she would have found out) so she blew off the conversation and said she would see me later or something.
So I have a sore fvcking head back and front, fractured/broken ribs probably, a hangover and a major fvck up with the only girl I care about.
Now I have to a) Fix the mess with the girl, (b) Go to the doctor and (c) Get that bastard for punching me like that and for pushing over the girl.
So we won, oh joy.