Nick Against the World (93 Viewers)

[Slagathor]

Mountains? Puh-lease, they are SO passé!

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
So whos ready for Bush's second period

I am actually...

 

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[Kaiser Franco]

You know I've been to quite a few places in the Netherlands but I am yet to see something even vaguely resembling a hill. What's the country's peak? The Dam in Amsterdam?

 

[Slagathor]

Overall: a hill in the south eastern province of Limburg, near the Belgian border. It's supposed to be over 300 meters high.

Regarding the part of the nation that was reclaimed from the sea: the man made dunes in the province of Zealand are the highest with a peak of 65 meters.

Pretty impressive eh?

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Indeed. The Netherlands are like a Bangladesh with dykes.

 

[Slagathor]

Well that's not new. The difference between wet and dry feet is money.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
Get some mountains to protect you from the wind.

or a jacket

 

[Slagathor]

 

[Kaiser Franco]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Well that's not new. The difference between wet and dry feet is money.

This reminds me of joke the Belgians told me.

Do you know why the French chose the rooster as their emblem?




















Because it's the only animal that sings while its feet are soaking into turd.

It sounds better in French but still..

 

[Slagathor]

Actually that's quite funny

 

[gray]

Libero, would u be so kind as to translate your sig?

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Sure Gray but this is a classic example of a joke that loses all its humour if translated. Literally it means :

For tourists : no parking here please
To all the others : you've broken our balls now.
Sunday open.

The funny part lies in the spelling which blatantly betrays the "Romaness" of the author. Indeed he spells "gli altri" (the others) "l'artri" and "il" ( = the) "er" (cf Totti being nicknamed "er Pupone", roughly meaning "the big baby"). You can't sound any more Roman than by using the pronoun "er" in fact.

Actually I should change my sig as no one bar Nick would appreaciate it I guess :groan:

 

[Kaiser Franco]

I tried to upload the picture in question but once again the file is too big.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

KAISER FRANCO

CHECK YOUR PM..URGENT

Thanks


To the rest...don't be a bunch of European Ass Cracks...

 

[IncuboRossonero]

I will be On the east coast in a week or two...FOR a week or two...WHO is up for having a HOUSE GUEST??

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Ok Nick I answered your query - I hope it's not too late...

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
I will be On the east coast in a week or two...FOR a week or two...WHO is up for having a HOUSE GUEST??

Nick, when are you coming?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
I will be On the east coast in a week or two...FOR a week or two...WHO is up for having a HOUSE GUEST??

Nick, if you come to my house, you better bring the alcohol and get ready for an all-night Fifa tournament. You get to play Burke first.

 

[Dragon]

Is Boston, MA on the east coast?

 

[The Pado]

Erik & Libero: Why are Belgians buried face down with their asses sticking out of the dirt?





So the French can park their bicycles.

 

[Dragon]

Has a new season of the apprentice started yet?