Nick Against the World (103 Viewers)

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Nick, when are you coming?

Sergio says to wife: "Honey, can my internet friend come stay with us for a week? I'm 40% certain he will not try to murder or rape us."

 

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[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Nick, if you come to my house, you better bring the alcohol and get ready for an all-night Fifa tournament. You get to play Burke first.

I have a feeling Burke would kick his ass, am I right?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Has a new season of the apprentice started yet?

Yes, it started last night. The new show puts successful high school graduates up against College grads; I hope the latter kills the high school bozos.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


I have a feeling Burke would kick his ass, am I right?

In Fifa? Probably considering Nick has not really played the game before. However the drunk factor might be put into play here.

 

[The Pado]

Andy, would it kill you to cheer for the underdog? Think of like this:
College grads = NY Yankees
High School grads = Durham Bulls

 

[Kaiser Franco]

LMAO!

Thanks Paduan : Im seeing these Belgian ladies in a pub tonight and I'll make sure to tell that one when the moment is ripe. Oh man I have a good feeling.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

I was referring to the joke about the Belgians obviously :groan:

 

[The Pado]

Oh sure, I had an image of Libero in the bar with some ladies telling them how this American Gobbo let a tasteless dwarf, that he met on the internet, stay at his house. Then the Dwarf killed him. Not much of a joke.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Actually it could get me into less trouble than the other one. Though the Belgians have a good sense of self-derision.

 

[The Pado]

Libero, my plan would be to first tell the Belgian joke. If the ladies don't think its funny, drop your trousers and show off that stylish ass fungus, and say "If you look really closely it almost looks like a map of Romania".

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Andy, would it kill you to cheer for the underdog? Think of like this:
College grads = NY Yankees
High School grads = Durham Bulls

Nah, sends out a bad message to the youngsters.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Why is Pado so paranoid about people from the forum murdering and/or raping him?? Come on Pado…I’ll even bring you back an espresso machine…since I live in Italy..and wonder breads usually love getting Italian ‘stuff’ from Italy.
Andy: I think I will have to pass on your night of a six pack, a video game and Burke’s basement. Now that PADO is something to be paranoid about…
I see from the Apprentice web site its book smarts vs. street smarts. Unfortunately I only get the episodes weeks later from a friend who tapes them TAKE NOTE KEVIN..this friend is the one who received an espresso machine from me last year rather than the purifier as Kevin suggested. He was so thankful he tapes me any show I ask. That said, I hope the tooth-rotting/illiterate /too “poor” for education/wrong side of the tracks/flippin burgers in high school dumbasses get eliminated quicker than you can say “sweep”.

P.S. LIBERO..Grazie Mille…Stay Gold Ponyboy…Stay Gold.

 

[The Pado]

OK, Nick. If you agree not to murder me and rape Sergio, then I will tape Paris Hilton in "The Simple Life - Interns" and fedex the tapes anywhere you request.

 

[The Pado]

Paris Hilton - - - - - - - - I would really like to fvk her shoes

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Nick, no probs compare .

Pado, I don't regret one bit to have named you the funniest/freakiest poster on Juventuz in that odd forums awards contest in another section (speaking of which where are the results?)

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Erik & Libero: Why are Belgians buried face down with their asses sticking out of the dirt?





So the French can park their bicycles.

:dielaugh:

If you're in the northern part of belgium, that should really be "dutch" instead of "french" though

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Why is Pado so paranoid about people from the forum murdering and/or raping him?? Come on Pado…I’ll even bring you back an espresso machine…since I live in Italy..and wonder breads usually love getting Italian ‘stuff’ from Italy.
Andy: I think I will have to pass on your night of a six pack, a video game and Burke’s basement. Now that PADO is something to be paranoid about…
I see from the Apprentice web site its book smarts vs. street smarts. Unfortunately I only get the episodes weeks later from a friend who tapes them TAKE NOTE KEVIN..this friend is the one who received an espresso machine from me last year rather than the purifier as Kevin suggested. He was so thankful he tapes me any show I ask. That said, I hope the tooth-rotting/illiterate /too “poor” for education/wrong side of the tracks/flippin burgers in high school dumbasses get eliminated quicker than you can say “sweep”.

Oh come on, I gaurantee you that Burke will not say "WOP" all night long.


And I will be sure to post who the Trump fires one minute after the TV airing.

 

[The Pado]

Andy, you must be stoking in extra time. Judging by our respective sig lines, you are ahead of me 927 to 6. Where are you finding so many shoes to fill?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
Pado, I don't regret one bit to have named you the funniest/freakiest poster on Juventuz in that odd forums awards contest in another section (speaking of which where are the results?)

This is the greatest recognition I could hope for. Thank you, Libero.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Yes, it started last night. The new show puts successful high school graduates up against College grads; I hope the latter kills the high school bozos.

What channel? NBC? why didnt I know about this!