Nick Against the World (82 Viewers)

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
An English person is taking shots at Americans because we put too much faith in a President whom THEY are not happy we elected?? (And all that other very unoriginal stuff that most second rate English University Students talk about when going on their anti-U.S. rants). I love it: because for every point and argument they make it just shows what a real "sh*t" England has become.
The President you are laughing at..the Nation you love to tease: This is the nation that your Prime Minister chose to follow "no questions asked". And then you make fun of Berlusconi...at least he is making money out of it


Cheerio Cheeky fockers :cheesy:

Its really just a shot at americans in general. Come on cant anyone atleast appreciate the humour of alot/some of it.

Like the rounders, US English, how you cant pronounce words, playing in girls teams etc. hehe. Its only a joke. I think your taking it alittle seriously. And actually English people never make fun of Americans.

And dont even bring up Berlusconi

 

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[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++



And dont even bring up Berlusconi

Why because like most you are going to tell me things that you read about in Reuters/Associated Press or the Economist. Or maybe you are going to be insightful and call him a "mobster" (how novel). Save it.

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Why because like most you are going to tell me things that you read about in Reuters/Associated Press or the Economist. Or maybe you are going to be insightful and call him a "mobster" (how novel). Save it.

Actually im not going to tell you anything about him. He can be admired somewhat as a business man. But as a politician he simply isnt that important. Italian politics is its own boring story that has no global impact.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
But as a politician he simply isnt that important. Italian politics is its own boring story that has no global impact.

Important enough for the Economist to feel the need to tell the English WHY he should not be PM (three times).

Last time I checked Italy was part of the G-8 .. not bad a for a nation that only thinks of Football and eating ... the underlying tone of the last sentence.

Oh yeah, kind of Funny (ha ha not funny queer) how you are accusing America of only thinking of themselves in your "funny" post.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
An English person is taking shots at Americans because we put too much faith in a President whom THEY are not happy we elected?? (And all that other very unoriginal stuff that most second rate English University Students talk about when going on their anti-U.S. rants). I love it: because for every point and argument they make it just shows what a real "sh*t" England has become.
The President you are laughing at..the Nation you love to tease: This is the nation that your Prime Minister chose to follow "no questions asked". And then you make fun of Berlusconi...at least he is making money out of it


Cheerio Cheeky fockers :cheesy:

That could be the best post I have ever seen you make Nick. Absolutely brilliant.

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Important enough for the Economist to feel the need to tell the English WHY he should not be PM (three times).

Last time I checked Italy was part of the G-8 .. not bad a for a nation that only thinks of Football and eating ... the underlying tone of the last sentence.

Oh yeah, kind of Funny (ha ha not funny queer) how you are accusing America of only thinking of themselves in your "funny" post.

I didnt write the joke dipshit. What you want me to censor it so you can handle it?

The Economist. Focking big deal. Thats what the economist is for. They also talk about garbage like 'why women live longer than men' and 'afghanistans important bullshit headline that noone cares about'.

Its like the official magazine of useless and boring people who think they are important.

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


That could be the best post I have ever seen you make Nick. Absolutely brilliant.

Exhibit A. lol.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++


Exhibit A. lol.

seriously..its getting sad:

your not River..and your not Emma...you simply don't have it. Shocking and getting attention does not always work.

Not sure if you are a man or a woman so I'll politely say: Jog on, hermaphrodite

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Not sure if you are a man or a woman so I'll politely say: Jog on, hermaphrodite

That was good use of "hermaphrodite" :thumb:


I thought the American joke was funny, and not entirely unreasonable. Except, no way I'm driving on the left.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++
OK, what is customary for all women on this forum, according to Martin (!!) is to post a pic of yourself so we can all see who you are

What did I miss?

++ [ originally posted by HWIENIAWSKI ] ++
I have yet to see a pic of anyone on the forum besides Zlatan (gave me nightmares for weeks) and no, guys, this is not an invitation for you to send me your pics anyone have a link to this famous pic?

to whoever posted that "To the citizens of the United States of America"
it was funny, but it could have been better. and yeah, the czech beer is the best :thumb:

Henry, when you start talking like that it shows beyond the slightest doubt that you're hanging with the wrong crowd. I still remember you ranking your family members but how good their math skills are and what they can play on the violin and now you're down to czech beer? I'm telling you I'm not answering to your parents.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++
OK, what is customary for all women on this forum, according to Martin (!!) is to post a pic of yourself so we can all see who you are

If I remember correctly, it is also compulsory (according to Paduan') for every male posting on this forum to show a picture of their posterior. I myself promised to fulfill this requirement once I had bought a digital cam. Unfortunately, owing about 2000 euros of VAT to the pinko-belgic government for last trimester's services, it appears that I will have to postpone said purchase. Aware as I am of the growing impatience such a long wait must be causing, I took the initiative of buying a webcam and I invite the trepidating minds of NATW to witness my goodwill, as well as the painful rash growing on my left buttock, by adding the following address to their MSN list : [email protected]

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++

I thought the American joke was funny, and not entirely unreasonable. Except, no way I'm driving on the left.

yeah but you think the word "wank" is funny Kevin...

oh yeah I'm also NOT eating that sh*t they call food

 

[Martin]

It's worth seeing, I encourge everyone to participate..

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


seriously..its getting sad:

your not River..and your not Emma...you simply don't have it. Shocking and getting attention does not always work.

Not sure if you are a man or a woman so I'll politely say: Jog on, hermaphrodite

lol what? Im sorry people but will someone explain what the hell is going on/went on around here? I just come here and im supposed to know the entire history of all members?

Whats getting sad? I bolded that part because I expect an answer. I hate idiots who us 'it' to put someone down when there is no it. If you want to bag on me just look and you'll find plenty to rant about. Dont just be lazy.

Im not Emma? No shit. I know im not Emma, Emma is one of the hottest chicks around, shes also a nice person. Certainly not me. Im not River? Ive known River for along time and we've done everything together but why would I want to be her? River and I are not alike at all. We are only friends because of a mutual respect and our history, we dont get along that great. So yeah, I really dont want to be River either.

So whe the hell will I do now that ive noone to be on a forum? Is it over? lol. Does everyone here aspire to be like these two people or something?

I call it as I see it. I just think your a bit of a jerk, sorry for not following protocall and bowing down to you. lol. This is too much

Someone help me and explain the River, Emma, Incubo thing. What the hell?

 

[Respaul]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Someone help me and explain the River, Emma, Incubo thing. What the hell?

Basically, My friend Nicky Boy is a 3 foot 8 inch dwarf with absolutely no taste.
He has now reached such an age, that being a virginal dwarf with no friends has really started to grate at him and created this huge chip that brings such hostility to our peaceful world.

On seeing pictures of river and emma and seeing that they are both relatively attractive he has become overly fascinated with them.

Thats about it really!

But hes a good guy really.... Jus a bad shot!


ps; Nick pm me your msn add

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++


lol what? Im sorry people but will someone explain what the hell is going on/went on around here? I just come here and im supposed to know the entire history of all members?

Whats getting sad? I bolded that part because I expect an answer. I hate idiots who us 'it' to put someone down when there is no it. If you want to bag on me just look and you'll find plenty to rant about. Dont just be lazy.

Im not Emma? No shit. I know im not Emma, Emma is one of the hottest chicks around, shes also a nice person. Certainly not me. Im not River? Ive known River for along time and we've done everything together but why would I want to be her? River and I are not alike at all. We are only friends because of a mutual respect and our history, we dont get along that great. So yeah, I really dont want to be River either.

So whe the hell will I do now that ive noone to be on a forum? Is it over? lol. Does everyone here aspire to be like these two people or something?

I call it as I see it. I just think your a bit of a jerk, sorry for not following protocall and bowing down to you. lol. This is too much

Someone help me and explain the River, Emma, Incubo thing. What the hell?

Its mostly a River fascination. She kinda came conquered and left. She left an impression on some people. Like Andy and Nick are both obcessed. She also gained cult following from non-juventuz people for her blog hehe. That was kinda cool.

Whats interesting though is that Nick wasnt even here when River was here, I believe Shadowfax might have bumped into her a few times though. hehe.

I keep telling Nick River totally wouldnt have liked him. I think she would have went pretty much how you went with it You too are more alike than you even know.

With me, its mostly me being a fan of myself Much like real life I recognise that I am greater than most. hehehe

 

[Respaul]

Sorry... But my explanation was better!

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++
Sorry... But my explanation was better!

I didnt even see it. Yours was better :dielaugh:

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++


Basically, My friend Nicky Boy is a 3 foot 8 inch dwarf with absolutely no taste.
He has now reached such an age, that being a virginal dwarf with no friends has really started to grate at him and created this huge chip that brings such hostility to our peaceful world.

On seeing pictures of river and emma and seeing that they are both relatively attractive he has become overly fascinated with them.

Thats about it really!

That is exactly right. Then there is Andy, who was in love with River, until she told him that she had no time for gay men. Andy decided to prove he was not gay by moving in with Gray. Nobody has heard from either of the boys since, but I understand they are monitoring the River situation by keeping the PC on 24/7.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

1) Last time I checked 5’10 was far from being hobbit-like.

2) Bland…please spend your time constructively and analyze things that matter: when I say “your not Emma or River” I mean stop trying to take the same “characteristics” and “raison d’etre’s” on the forum; stop posting like you don’t give a rats ass..because responding to someone and making it drag on and on and on to make the most banal point just shows that the ‘spots are showing’.

3) You tell it like it is?? Tell you what ‘Denis Leary' : feed that line to the tourists and locals gawking at David Blaine in a plastic box peeing in a tube.

4) To the rest of you: this River fascination: very uncreative. If I would pick someone to obsess over it would be someone with a bit more ‘bang for the buck’ like Lilianna or something

5) Your theories: spread it well because its quite thin.