Nick Against the World (82 Viewers)

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
1) Last time I checked 5’10 was far from being hobbit-like.

2) Bland…please spend your time constructively and analyze things that matter: when I say “your not Emma or River” I mean stop trying to take the same “characteristics” and “raison d’etre’s” on the forum; stop posting like you don’t give a rats ass..because responding to someone and making it drag on and on and on to make the most banal point just shows that the ‘spots are showing’.

Sorry I never really think about any of that when im posting. Forgive me for having similarities with my best friends

3) You tell it like it is?? Tell you what ‘Denis Leary' : feed that line to the tourists and locals gawking at David Blaine in a plastic box peeing in a tube.

This however. Obviously you know nothing about it. In america David Blaines stunts were all watched by thousands of americans, they thought it was great. They watched him in Ice for however long it was. Standing there like puppets.
Blaine came to the UK among controversy. Noone wanted him to do his stunt here. We dont eat the same shit as americans do if you will. We booed him, through eggs at his cage, shot golfballs in his direction and shined lazer pens at him so he thought he would be assisinated. Hardly what I would call gwaking?

While talking about media it isnt exactly fitting for an american to slam the british. Its a fact that americans will consume whatever is presented to them.

4) To the rest of you: this River fascination: very uncreative. If I would pick someone to obsess over it would be someone with a bit more ‘bang for the buck’ like Lilianna or something

I dont care about the River deal, just when your knocking me about it it helps if I know what your talking about.

Anyway stop thinking I care about this crap. I want to talk with the interesting people

 

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[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


That is exactly right. Then there is Andy, who was in love with River, until she told him that she had no time for gay men. Andy decided to prove he was not gay by moving in with Gray. Nobody has heard from either of the boys since, but I understand they are monitoring the River situation by keeping the PC on 24/7.

Dude, you got it all screwed up.



Burke and I moved in with Gray, but while we monitoring the situation Gray was getting the shoes ready. After that all hell broke loose.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

No one is worried about that nasty rash on my butt then.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Bland…please spend your time constructively and analyze things that matter: when I say “your not Emma or River” I mean stop trying to take the same “characteristics” and “raison d’etre’s” on the forum; stop posting like you don’t give a rats ass..because responding to someone and making it drag on and on and on to make the most banal point just shows that the ‘spots are showing’.

Nick this is common when you have nothing to say. I mean really that dosent mean anything or even have a point

Blandest is Rivers highschool buddy, Blandest is the one that gets herself arrested so River dosent go the cell alone. They have none each other for 10 years and have a similar history. What one has done the other has done. So dont be so shocked when they have the same attitude.

Though I must say this is funny. In real life its River who wants to be more like Blandest

Kaiser ill look at that rash sometime but im no doctor

 

[Emma]

Blandest. Dont worry so much about Nick. Noone likes him to begin with. I hated him. But he grows on you like that rash on Kaisers ass

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Blandest is one of River's friends?

Ive known River since high school. We live close in London. We became friends only because noone else liked us. We were always and still are great friends, but we never got along that well. We kinda hate each others guts But we have a thing and we look after each other.

We are all friends but its River and Emma not River and Blandest.

 

[Martin]

What's with half of pool posting here now? :wth:

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
What's with half of pool posting here now? :wth:

Dont worry im just here until my usual forum hangout come back online. Unlike this place they are actually upgrading

 

[Emma]

Actually its really cool having real life friends mixed with online friends posting on the same forum. Its weird. Never quite know what to expect

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++


Ive known River since high school. We live close in London. We became friends only because noone else liked us. We were always and still are great friends, but we never got along that well. We kinda hate each others guts But we have a thing and we look after each other.

We are all friends but its River and Emma not River and Blandest.

Are you the one notorius for spending a night in jail with River?

 

[Emma]

Andy has a new crush

P.S: Likelyhood of getting with Blandest is a great deal higher than River ehehehe

 

[Turdhead]

Dont want to further derail this thread and discuss it with that monkey Nick on my back. lol.

Wheres the River against the world thread? :dielaugh?

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++

Sorry I never really think about any of that when im posting. Forgive me for having similarities with my best friends

My best friend is an Albanian pick pocketer who was a millionaire in Albania only To be robbed of his riches from the ‘green police’ and for his relationship to defender Marco Materazzi. He pick pockets me every chance he gets…but we are like two peas in a pod …aww shucks.

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
This however. Obviously you know nothing about it. In america David Blaines stunts were all watched by thousands of americans, they thought it was great. They watched him in Ice for however long it was. Standing there like puppets.
Blaine came to the UK among controversy. Noone wanted him to do his stunt here. We dont eat the same shit as americans do if you will. We booed him, through eggs at his cage, shot golfballs in his direction and shined lazer pens at him so he thought he would be assisinated. Hardly what I would call gwaking?

Yes yes I know how COOL the brits were flying burgers next to Blaine and seeing this as American Colonialism in the 21st century. You guys are really starting to remind me of the French.

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
While talking about media it isnt exactly fitting for an american to slam the british. Its a fact that americans will consume whatever is presented to them.

Yeah cultural treasures like Swept Away, Take That and Emma Bunton.

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
I dont care about the River deal, just when your knocking me about it it helps if I know what your talking about.

Anyway stop thinking I care about this crap. I want to talk with the interesting people .

that last part said "EVERYONE ELSE"...my my the egotistical nature in us Hermy...

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Yeah cultural treasures like Swept Away, Take That and Emma Bunton.

Obviously I didnt mean British or even European. The rule only applies to american product. Thought that was obvious.

Anyways this is boring. Oh you beat me, you win you win. I surrender to your might. Now lets stop talking garbage to each other.

 

[Martin]

Blandest is a made up name, right? Cause River was already a stretch..

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Thank you Emma. I haven't told anyone outside this forum yet about my little problem because it's both scary and embarrassing.

Technically it's not exactly located on my butt though : it's really on that hollow between my buttock and the lower end of my back. It forms one thick bubble of yellowish pus if you like, but it won't burst and it seems to only get bigger when I rub it. I'll show you when you have time.

On that note, my paella is ready. Bon appétit.

 

[Vinman]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


That is exactly right. Then there is Andy, who was in love with River, until she told him that she had no time for gay men. Andy decided to prove he was not gay by moving in with Gray. Nobody has heard from either of the boys since, but I understand they are monitoring the River situation by keeping the PC on 24/7.

Stop...I'm about to piss my pants !!!!!

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
Actually its really cool having real life friends mixed with online friends posting on the same forum. Its weird. Never quite know what to expect

it's very nice actually.
my best friend in real life is in a forum with me(in 2 forums actually) and it's very interesting!:cheesy:

 

[Turdhead]

lol yes obviously. I dont use my real name online. Actually this name was emmas idea, I wanted TurdFace

 

[Martin]

As far as I recall she declined to say why.