Nick Against the World (51 Viewers)

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
I cannot believe you people kept talking about american football when something as funny as this was said:

If he's not sure what to send, then I don't see what's so funny about it. At least he sent something semi-classy over to her, and not some watered down piss beer.


Live and learn from your mistakes.

And Z, when you try this again, send something basic, such as glass of white zinfandel. If you get her attention, then find out what she likes to drink.

Although Bailey's is a nice liquer, its not something that:

A) You start off with as an introductory drink, and

B) is not something that the ladies normally drink straight up.

 

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[IncuboRossonero]

What a way to start 2005: to face the brutal truth that this thread is dead without me. Seriously people what the f is wrong with you...talking about the lack of Zlatan's social skills with the ladiea (big surprise) and College Ball to an audience of Europeans. Oaks of Love and Kevin : don't quit your day job. :cheesy:
- Andy: stop pm'ing me spanish/italian messages...you don't speak Italian and your gimmick is quite....tacky.

back to recovering from my hang over.

 

[The Pado]

OK, Hangover Boy, point taken. But I only got in the college ball discussion due to the opportunity to gloat over the defeat of the school I love to hate.

As, for Zlatan's failures with the ladies, Doctor heal thyself!

 

[Zlatan]

Hey, Zlatan's good with the ladyas, but you cant get them all.


This one, I couldnt get, like I already said, she was out of my league



But I vow to learn from my misstakes, and follow the paths of the great master Sergio, who shall lead me to my playa ways.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++

- Andy: stop pm'ing me spanish/italian messages...you don't speak Italian and your gimmick is quite....tacky.

What are you talking about Nicola?

Now that I'm over the Rose Bowl, time to watch my Lions lose again. I love my football teams.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++

But I vow to learn from my misstakes, and follow the paths of the great master Sergio, who shall lead me to my playa ways.

Getting advice on the ladies from a married man?? even you cannot be that NUTS...those dudes threw in the towel a LONG time ago...from week-ends of partying to week-ends of HOME DEPOT and WAL-Mart. :cheesy:

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
In a club you dont send a glass of Baileys to a girl, you send them a glass of wine, a vodka tonic, an amaretto sour, maybe even a cuba libre but not Baileys!

come on fabi....
baileys is a very feminine drink...
i don't find the way zlatan though wrong....

the occasion was just not the proper,but i don't fine it funny.
actually i find it an elegant mistake.....

 

[Ian]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Getting advice on the ladies from a married man?? even you cannot be that NUTS...those dudes threw in the towel a LONG time ago...from week-ends of partying to week-ends of HOME DEPOT and WAL-Mart. :cheesy:

Hey now, I take exception to that. I happen to be married and still get out to the club. And I'm happy to say that I actively boycott both Wal-mart and Home Depot.

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Getting advice on the ladies from a married man?? even you cannot be that NUTS...those dudes threw in the towel a LONG time ago...from week-ends of partying to week-ends of HOME DEPOT and WAL-Mart. :cheesy:

He wasnt born married

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++


come on fabi....
baileys is a very feminine drink...
i don't find the way zlatan though wrong....

the occasion was just not the proper,but i don't fine it funny.
actually i find it an elegant mistake.....

Really? How do you figure the occasion was wrong?

 

[Lilianna]

cause in a club,you do not treat the sexy dancer or whatever bailyes.....

if you were somewhere else....then you could.

or you could treat a shic and classy chic....
but not a sexy dancer
they want vodtka baby!

 

[Zlatan]

Maybe, but she didnt really strike me as that kind of girl, she seemed very sweet actually.

 

[Lilianna]

come on zlatan!

you made a tiny mistake!

forget her and next time treat whoever you wabt with either vodtka or amaretto!

(actually,i like amaretto very much )

martini is an other great option though

 

[Zlatan]

Will do

 

[Lilianna]

 

[Dragon]

I found it funny because Zlatan gives me the impression that he is almighty with the ladies. To send Baileys to a dancer in a club was wrong because of the ocassion (as Lili said), and I thought 'Almighty with the Ladies' Zlatan wouldnt do this kind of things

Amaretto is actually really good, Im not a big fan of it but its appropiate for a club and is something different than the usual vodka/rum

 

[Zlatan]

Well, I'm not almighty actually, it seems I have problems closing the deal.

As far as approach, conversation, charm, etc, is concerned I'm quite good actually, but I just cant close the deal.

 

[Emma]

Advice:

Ask the girl does she want a drink. Dont ask people you jsut met or dont know at all. It looks desperate and you look like an idiot.
Get talking, when your already getting yourself a drink ask her does she want one. You wont look like such an idiot.

Dont send a drink and stand at the other side of the place with a stupid smile on your face. You think shes just going to run into your arms?

Dont send a drink at all. Always just offer.

 

[Vinman]

You could always use the old Vinman technique........

I would stay sober (yes, I didnt drink very often when I was on the prowl...) and keep an eye on the good looking girls in the bar.

After a few hours, I'd notice which girls were getting pretty drunk, and when I saw that they were "vulnerable", I'd swoop in like a vulture for the kill !!!

I never bought these girls drinks- let some other sucker do that !!!!

Believe me, when you stay sober, you really start to notice how much "friendlier" women become when they're smashed !!!

Trust me, this works- you get to hook-up, and save some cash !!!!!

 

[Zlatan]

I never get drunk Vin

Maybe I'll try your way

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++
You could always use the old Vinman technique........

I would stay sober (yes, I didnt drink very often when I was on the prowl...) and keep an eye on the good looking girls in the bar.

After a few hours, I'd notice which girls were getting pretty drunk, and when I saw that they were "vulnerable", I'd swoop in like a vulture for the kill !!!

I never bought these girls drinks- let some other sucker do that !!!!

Believe me, when you stay sober, you really start to notice how much "friendlier" women become when they're smashed !!!

Trust me, this works- you get to hook-up, and save some cash !!!!!

In other words, you took advantage of drunk women.