Nick Against the World (61 Viewers)

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
True, old man Oak. But, as it looks at this minute, 4 teams deserve a crack at the title.

Which 4 would that be?

I figure USC, Oklahoma, and Auburn, but I don't know who the 4th team would be.






And please, please please, don't say Utah.







If you'll excuse me, Christina Milian's "Dip it Low" video is on right now. Gotta fill up the bag.

 

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[The Pado]

Penn State is going to be much better. They received a committment from the top kicker, Donald Balls, out of Toronto Orthodox Central.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


However, Penn State just got a couple of killer commitments from a couple of freshmen this past week, including a WR by the name of Derrick Willimas, I believe, who is one of the best WR recruits in the country

Yeah, I think he's from Maryland. Still does not garuntee success though. Who the hell is going to take over for Paterno, if the latter ever decides he just cannot do it anymore? All the other coaches in the team suck, miserably.

 

[The Pado]

Until somebody comes close to hanging with Utah, give them a focking chance. Pairing Utah with Auburn was the way to go. Pairing Utah with Pittsburgh was a slap in the face.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Penn State is going to be much better. They received a committment from the top kicker, Donald Balls, out of Toronto Orthodox Central.

The first Albanian football player to ever play at Penn State. Maybe he will have a clue as to what a "Nittany Lion" is.









"Dip it low, take it up slow, pop, pop, pop that thang"

Yeah, baby you pop that thang. Damn she's fine. And Dirty. Dirty-Fine. It doesn't get any better.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Until somebody comes close to hanging with Utah, give them a focking chance. Pairing Utah with Auburn was the way to go. Pairing Utah with Pittsburgh was a slap in the face.

Utah would get annihilated, plain and simple. With the exception of QB Adam Smith, there is noone on that Utah team who could start for the other three schools.

 

[The Pado]

My Wank-Shoe-O-Meter is still on 0 because I've been paralyzed by "Montezuma's revenge". As soon as I'm able to end the 24 hours of porcelin paradise, I'll fire up some hot chick's Blahniks.

 

[KB824]

Update.



The bag is now 3/8 full. A few more rounds and I'll fill up my first bag, and have enough to make Oak Love Frozen Creamsicles.


Yummers

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Utah would get annihilated, plain and simple. With the exception of QB Adam Smith, there is noone on that Utah team who could start for the other three schools.

Alex Smith is good, but it's the Defense that is so damn talented - better than Michigan's I would wager.

 

[Bjerknes]

I still do not understand why my school sucks at basically every sport we have. Ever since Penn State switched to the Big Ten we have not done anything. Maybe we are focusing too much on academics..

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Alex Smith is good, but it's the Defense that is so damn talented - better than Michigan's I would wager.

Its a talented defense FOR THAT CONFERENCE.

Put it in the Pac-10 against teams like USC, Cal, and Arizona State, and they would get lit up more times than Fli on a weekend bender.


Andy, even though Penn State is sucking ass in a lot of sports, the fact that they are now in the Big Ten helps their bottom line quite a bit

 

[The Pado]

Andy, I was attending school in Michigan when Penn State joined the Big Ten, so I used to pay a lot of attention to PSU. They were a great team when they first joined, always top 3 of the conference with very good UM and OSU sides. However, the day you set foot on campus (perhaps it was just a campus visit) every thing went to Hell. PSU has been in the toilet since you showed up.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Andy, I was attending school in Michigan when Penn State joined the Big Ten, so I used to pay a lot of attention to PSU. They were a great team when they first joined, always top 3 of the conference with very good UM and OSU sides. However, the day you set foot on campus (perhaps it was just a campus visit) every thing went to Hell. PSU has been in the toilet since you showed up.

Well, maybe so. Ever since I went to my first Penn State game, a soccer match versus Maryland, we have been losing at everything.

Pado, when you went to Law School at MS did you know of a guy with the last name of Stanley?

 

[KB824]

Well, Scarface is on.

Gotta run


Priorities, you know.

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Z, here's a drink that I know the ladies like.

Its called a "Purple Haze", but not a lot of bartenders know how to make it. Good stuff.


You want to order the first variation.

http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/333/

Thanks dude, I'll get lucky with the ladyas now

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Fliakis ] ++



come on z, "i there are 15 better looking girls in my school". so there were in my school. who cares? its not that the one from your pic is the 16th best looking girl on earth.

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
The Lithuanian Groin Master has spoken.


And again he speaks the truth.

Because I'm proud of my school, the ladyas are hot

 

[Dragon]

I cannot believe you people kept talking about american football when something as funny as this was said:

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++


Is Baileys a good drink to order to girls? Do they generally like it? I sent it over to this dancer tonight but she didnt drink it.

 

[Zlatan]

Whats so funny about it?

 

[Dragon]

In a club you dont send a glass of Baileys to a girl, you send them a glass of wine, a vodka tonic, an amaretto sour, maybe even a cuba libre but not Baileys!

 

[Zlatan]

TBH, I didnt know what to send her, and I have a girl friend that is absolutely crazy about Bailey's, so thats the first thing that crossed my mind, couldnt think of anything else. Had she already been drinking something I would have told the waiter to bring her the same thing.

To be perfectly honest, this girl was a straight 10, completely out of my league, but you cant score if you dont shoot, right?