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Ah I knew youd have a big guy moment here, had to check in to see it.
You told me you found it funny dumbass, and yes you said it was funny but offensive, just then you changed it to a not funny and a 'disgraceful personal attack'. Im not judging jack shit, but even if I did want to I would so why dont you cry about
What the hell are you even on about sides for? Is this some kind of god damn royal rumble or something? I didnt know there was teams in this thread.
SHITFACED:
Serge wins by a mile I guess

But atleast you dont hurt other people
Myself nothing spectucular worth talking about, im usually shit faced and on the recieving end of someones bullshit.
River though (this semester alone):
Smashed her acoustic guitar
Smashed her laptop in the car park because it wasnt working properly
Smashed countless other things
Threw an ashtry at the barman and got arrested for it
Countless arguments with other girls
Countless arguments with the guy outside Krazy House asking 'need some pills' at 3am
A few verbal attacks on the homeless junkie asking for change
Just last week she called some bouncers of a club assholes because they were doing the typical bouncer thing of flirting with and hugging the 16 year old girls to keep them warm while we wait to get in. That led to a heated discussion and our permanent banning from that club:down:
Walking with her shoes off and someone threw one onto the road as a joke. A taxi came and she went infront of it to get the shoe, taxi driver started beeping like an idiot and shouting at her to get out of the way, she did but she jumped on the car and went over the Taxi

Then we had to run.
See what I friggin have to live with
And actually many of these where while not that shitfaced at all..
And for like the 19th time im off